"OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!" Life screamed from the float as he threw candy out at the people crowding the sidewalks.
"Please stop hitting me with it?" I asked, dodging another piece of the sweet goodness flying by at break neck speeds.
"Stay out of my way!" Life retorted.
"You're aiming for me!" I glare back at him after another piece nails me in the back of the head.
"I'm not the only one!"
"You're the oldest one!"
"Not true, your parents are doing it too!"
I looked at the person I was handing a flyer to, "I never thought candy was dangerous or painful until today."
And then Life hit me square in the back with a pack of smarties.
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HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...