I woke up to a consistent thunking noise. I was laying on my bed facing the wall and when I rolled over, there sat Life in a chair... Throwing knives.
"About time you woke up. You've been asleep for 4 hours."
I rubbed my eyes. "What? Really?"
"Yes really, oh by the way, while you were asleep world peace happened as well as the titanic resurfacing."
"Haha, very funny."
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!" - My mother from the living room...
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UmorismoSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...