a/n: this chapter is mostly a joke, don't take it seriously
Jacob: you still at work?
Shaun: No shit, kid
Jacob: just asking jesus
Jacob: is shauny a grumpy boyShaun: I will kick you out of the flat and set your clothes on fire
Jacob:
Shaun: Why are you messaging me? Did Troye fall asleep?
Jacob: who says i can't message my good ole pal
Shaun: Me.
Jacob: yeah troye fell asleep...
Jacob: smhShaun: Why aren't YOU asleep with him then 'smh'
Jacob: because *I* want to talk to my good ole pal
Jacob: .... i want to send you shitposts
Jacob: pleaseShaun: You have five minutes
Shaun: Give me your worst.Jacob:
Jacob:
Jacob:
Shaun: Kick my son and I'll kick your arse
Jacob: no comment on the nut after nut after nut
Shaun: Shut Up :')
Jacob: hey shaun guess what
Jacob: this:Jacob: your son after i'm finished AYYYYYYYE
Jacob: shaun why aren't you responding
Jacob: i'm nervous
Jacob: it was a joke!!!
Jacob: this was him this morning before school!!!!! i didn't bang your son (today)!!!!Shaun: He's very pretty but you're very much dead when I get home
Shaun: Horny ass kid...Jacob: and proud :) looking forward to it shauny
Shaun: But really, what are you doing awake? It's two am
Jacob:
Shaun: I SWEAR TO GOD JACOB BIXENMAN
Jacob: i'm kidding (as far as you know)
Jacob: i just can't sleep
Jacob: worried about troyeShaun: What do you mean?
Shaun: What's wrong with Troye?Jacob: his seventy period teacher said some bad things to him and he had a bit of a breakdown
Jacob: first one since he got out of hospitalShaun: Steven Parker?
Jacob: yeah
Shaun: We'll have a nice chat tomorrow morning.
Jacob: be careful. don't draw more attention to troye, the rumours are already out of hand
Shaun: I can just pull him out of school
Jacob: don't be ridiculous, we're graduating in a week.
Shaun: I don't want him trying something again! I'm paranoid, Jacob!
Jacob: calm down, he's okay right now. that's all that matters
Jacob: we can bump up his session with susan to tomorrow, get him to see her a bit soonerShaun: You're right, I'm sorry. We can do that
Jacob: it's fine, just don't freak out shaun. you're fine and so is troye
Shaun: You're right
Jacob: i know :')
Jacob: i'm actually growing a bit tired, i'll see you later kidShaun: You're the kid, shut up
Shaun: Goodnight, Jacob, sleep wellJacob: goodnight kid xx
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a/n: it's short and just a filler for until i get the next chapter up but i hope ya giggled for possibly .2 seconds. ily kiddos, nighty night xoxo