What You Do to Annoy Him

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Ayye sorry I didn't update like I was suppose to yesterday, but it was my mom's birthday and she basically crowned yesterday a family day, so yeah lol

Skylar xx

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Ashton: "Y/n stop it!" Ashton snarls at you, his eyes glaring at you intently.

"Stop what?" You ask innocently, looking at him as though you're confused.

"Clicking your tongue."

"Oh, you mean like this?" You say, before clicking your tongue for an example, smirking at him from your spot on the couch.

"Exactly like that." Ashton growls, his teeth gritted together as you continue to give him 'examples' "Now, please stop."

"Aw..." You pout cutely. "But I don't want to."

"Y/n."

"Click." You giggle, actually saying the word.

"Are you serious!?"

"Click click."

"Stooop." Ashton whines, rubbing his temples.

"Click, click, clickedy, click." You respond back to his pleads, watching in humor as Ashton stands up a short huff escaping his mouth

"I'm going to go lay down."

Calum: "YOU LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR AND I KNOW NOW, THAT I'M SO DOWN!" You belt out for about the hundredth time this afternoon as you walk around the kitchen, causing Calum to hit his head on the marble counter in frustration.

"Again Y/n?" He groans, looking at you disapprovingly. "You've got to be kidding me!"

"YOUR LIPSTICK STAIN IS IS A WORK OF ART!" You continue, completely ignoring him.

"Shut up..." Calum whines as you move closer to him, a small smirk playing at your lips.

"I GOT YOUR NAME TATTOOED IN A ARROW HEART!" You sing, the smirk still on your face before you stop right in front of him, look him straight in the eyes, and sing in an extremely low and serious voice "And I know now, that I'm so down." Causing you both, to burst out in a fit of laughter.

Luke: "Will you turn that down babe,." Luke asks you, directing towards your IPod that sat by you, music pouring out of it.

"Sure.." You mumble, biting back a smile as you press the volume button causing your music to go up higher.

"Seriously Y/n!" Luke shouts. "I said turn it down!"

"What!?" You shout back at him, laughing. "I can't hear you over this music!"

"TURN..IT.. DOWN!" Luke says, pointing towards your IPod.

"Turn it up?" You ask, before smirking. "If you say so!"

"No." Luke growls, standing up and snatching the device from your hands, turning it off.

"I said down."

Michael: "Wow Mikey, you're really good at this game!" You praise your boyfriend watching as his car crashes again.

"Really? I wouldn't be able to tell..." He snaps. "Considering you're right in front of the damn TV!"

"I am!?" You ask shocked, stepping back from the TV and turning to look at Michael. "Who would've knew!"

"Me." He pouts, looking at you with a glare (that'd be so fucking cute, like I can't).

"Awe." You coo, walking over to pinch is his cheeks. "I'm sorry babe!"

"Alright, sure you are." He snorts, as you look up at him appalled.

"Are you calling me a liar!?"

"Well, I ain't calling you a truther!" Michael says, causing you to break off in laughter.

"Did you really just quote Drake and Josh?"

Alright, the first person to guess the song this lyric comes from will get a dedication!

"Take me, show me the corners of your empty room, the trouble we could get into..."

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