5SOS Preferences

Road Rage

Michael: "Oh my God! Who in the fuck taught you to drive!" You cry, honking your horn towards the jackass who just cut you off.

"Calm down Y/n!" Michael laughs, watching your frustrated face turn to him.

"But he could of caused an accident!" You huff, muttering incoherent words under your breath as you beep your horn once more towards the asshole as he turns the corner.

"You're so cute when you're mad!" Michael coos to you, slightly pinching your cheeks as you begin pulling out onto the freeway.

"Oh, just hush."

Calum: "Seriously, the light's green now dumbfucks!" You shout, pressing down at your horn, causing it to ring out towards the idiots in front of you. "Move!"

"Babe, I hope you know they can't hear you..." Calum says, staring at you in worry as you continue to shout at no one.

"I don't care Calum!" You sigh, as the cars in front of you finally begin to move forward. "This just sort of helps with the frustration..."

"So, I could always help with your frustration instead." He mentions obviously, wiggling his eyebrows as you let out a laugh.

"I'll take that into consideration for next time then."

Luke: "If you're stupid and you know it don't move your van..." You sing in tune to 'If You're Happy and You know it'  towards the van in front of you, who seemed to not realize they could move forward now. "Whelp, looks like they're stupid then, Luke!" You laugh, as they still don't move.

"I guess they are Y/n.." He sighs, shaking his head at you.

"You got that right1 I mean who can stay still in front of a stop sign for so fucking long!" You shout flinging your hands up as Luke snorts towards you. "What?" You ask him, watching as he giggles quietly still.

"Nothing, it's just you get so worked over this when all you could've done was go around them!" He laughs harder as you blush bright red and begin to work around the soccer mum and her mini-van.

"This is not to be spoken of; ever."

Ashton: " Beep, beep motherfuckers!" You honk, weaving past the slow cars that were once in front you.

"Seriously?" Ashton asks, looking up at you from his phone as you continue to do what you were. "You're going to get us killed!"

"So? It'd be better than being behind theses slow asses!" You state, speeding up to move past another car.

"Uh, I'm sorry, but I'd have to say I value my life a little to much for this shit!" He complains. "Why can't you just be patient like everyone else?"

"Because, since when did being patient get you anywhere quick?"

 

Alright guys, I know this is completely random and all, but you know if you really thought about it milk's really just cow juice. Like seriously it is juice of a cow, we drink cow juice.

Skylar xx