5SOS Preferences

"Comfort"

Michael: "Babe," Michael asks you softly, eyes sincere. "Is what the fans say true?"

"What do you mean?" You ask, pausing the video you were watching to look over at him.

"Am I really going bald?" He asks, touching his currently flamming red hair lightly.

"Of course not!" You quickly soothe him, "you just dye your hair a little too much, that's all."

"Aka hell yeah Michael, you'll be a hairless rat by age thirty. " He huffs at you, muttering to himself as you shrug.

"You said it, not me."

Calum: "For fucks sake I'm Kiwi!" Calum growls at his phone, causing you to raise an eyebrow.

"You okay there, Tiger?"

"No," he scoffs, "I'm so fucking sick and tired of people thinking I'm Asian. I am Kiwi, not Asian."

"Well," you draw out, smirking over at him: " I hate to say this dude, but you do look pretty Asian to me."

"You can leave now."

Ashton: "That's it, I'm getting a haircut!" Ashton states, flinging his hands up in the air.

"What, why?" You ask him curiously.

"I'll tell you why," he begins, pointing at his shaggy locks, "I will not be told again I resemble a llama!"

"A llama?" You snort, "that's ridiculous!"

"I kn-"

"You clearly resemble an alpaca!" You laugh at him, his eyes turning to slits.

"Fuck you."

Luke: "What are you doing?" You state, watching your boyfriend walk into the kitchen, squatting.

"Changing my height." He informs you shortly, "I will no longer be called a human skyscraper."

"Luke," you face palm, "stand up."

"No, I'm trying to become shorter!"

"Well you look fucking ridiculous, so stand your skinny ass up and embrace your height ."

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I have Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday off this week. That's what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving.

*whisper voice* also calum hoods' nudes, bye.

Skylar xx