5SOS Preferences

Games

Ashton: "Cheater!" Ashton pouts at you, handing over two crisp $500; monopoly, bills.

"What?" You laugh at him, "I can't help the fact you landed on my property!"

"Can too!"

"How?"

"Uh, not own it." Ashton scoffs, rolling his eyes at you as you shake your head.

"What a five year old."

Calum: "I have never been so uncomfortable in my life." Calum states, his whole body facing odd ways, due to the wonderful game of Twister, as you struggle to spin.

"Left hand on blue!" You shout finally, inching your hand towards a blue dot, Calum going for the same one.

"Y/n, I fucking swear. You put that bitch ass hand of yours on my dot, I'll fall on you."

"Sure you will," you laugh covering over the dot as Calum glares, then subtly releases his body, it bringing your body down under him.

"Don't say I never warned you."

Luke: "Uh, am I spoon?" Luke asks as you try to mimick the object on the card he holds to his forehead.

"No," you shake your head, still trying to look like a pickle.

"Damn," Luke bites his lip ring, watching as you now try to "eat" your object. He watches for a good minute until his eyes brighten and he smiles. "I got it! You're a penis!"

"For fuck sakes, Luke." You face palm: "no. It's a god damn children's game."

"Well, in my defense, you honestly looked like you were giving head . . . oops?"

Michael: "Bitch yasss," Michael shrieks like a girl, winning again in Would You Rather?. (This is a board game.)

"Oh my god." You laugh at him, watching as he stands up and attempts to twerk.  "Go drink holy water."

"Sorry," Michael says childishly, "I can't hear you over all my winning!" He shouts, throwing the playing cards in the air like confetti.

"Don't go overboard or anything." You shake your head at him, Michael now scoffing at you. Stopping his celebration for a short second.

"Girl, you're just jealous you suck ass."

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Yesterday in my Honors English we got paired up in groups of four for our essay revisions. I got stuck with three boys who talked about their sex lives the whole hour. At the end one boy legit turned to me and said: " you may want to go to church after this or clean your ears with holy water."

Like lol, thanks dude. That's some great advice.

Skylar xx