Shopping With Your Child

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Luke: "God dammit Trevor! Put that back!" Luke groans towards your curious five year old as he plays with the glass candles.

"I'm just looking dad, I promise!" Trevor 'assures' him, setting the Pumpkin Spice one down to only pick up a Lavender.

"No, Trevor listen to me and set it down, now!" Luke states now growing frustrated.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!" Trevor fights, flinging his hands down; allowing the candle to slip out, crashing onto the floor.

"Oh, just great!" Luke groans, grabbing your son's hand and dragging him out of the aisle.

"Where are we going dad?" Trevor asks curiously. "What about the candle?"

"Home, because there is no way in hell I'm paying for that shit."

Michael: "Oh, and this!" Your daughter, Ava (sorry, but I'm obsessed with this name!), squeals setting yet another box of cereal into the cart.

"Really? But you already have four other boxes in there pumpkin?" Michael tells her softly.

"I know!" She says, beginning to point toward them. "This one's for mommy, this one's for you, this is for Grayson, this one is mine, and this is for y/d/n (your dogs name)!" She declares, cutely.

"Oh? Well, how about we get only four boxes then sweetheart, because dogs don't really eat cereal." Michael smiles at her, setting one of the boxes back on the self.

"Oh, then what do they eat?" She asks, taking hold of the cart as it begins to move.

"Dog food." Michael tells her, turning out of the aisle.

"What's that taste like daddy?" She asks again, pushing her hair back from her eyes.

"Absolute shit."

Calum: "Jason Hood!" Calum snaps towards your overly hyper three year old. "Slow down!"

"But dad, I need to practice!" Jason moans in his tiny voice, continuing to run back and forth through the aisle.

"For what?" Calum asks him,  now watching in confusion.

"I just need to! Okay?" He tells his dad, turning to run in direction towards.

"How about this." Calum says, stopping in the middle to prevent Jason from moving forward. "Why don't you wait until we get home to practice an-"

"But da-"

"And, if you do, I'll get you a toy." Calum finishes, raising his eyebrows in amusement as his son eyes light up.

"Deal!"

Ashton: "Look dad!" Your daughter, Gracie calls to Ashton, pointing toward the movie section. "It's Frozen!"

"Yeah?" Ashton calls back, walking towards her. "Is it?"

"Yes!" She says excitedly, holding it up. "Look there's Olaf!"

"Wow, it sure is!" Ashton coos to her, taking the case from her to check the price.

"Can we get it please!?" She begs, her small eyes squinting as she gets on her knees, and holds her hands in a praying  position.

"I wouldn't see why not?" Ashton confirms to her, watching her small lips pull up into a wicked grin.

"Yes! Now I can watch it whenever I want!"

I am so bored and so done with school as of this point in my life.

Also to the person who sent in this idea you actually speak really good English! So don't worry!

Skylar xx


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