Niko: Panja and I are the best friends on this planet.
Alva: Well that's cute, because Tiamat and I are the best friends in all of existence, which includes your little, crummy planet. Tiamat and I finish each other's-
Tiamat: -sentences!
Niko: Yeah? That all you do?
Panja: Because Niko-
Niko: -and I-
Panja: -can read-
Niko: -each other's-
Panja: -minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three,
Both: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Lumi!
Tiamat: Yeah, right, like WE can't do that.
Alva: We can't...
Tiamat: One, two, three, RAINBOWS!
Alva: CAN'T DO IT.
Tyra: If you have ten bottles of kool-aid and someone takes half of them away, what will they have?
Coventina: A broken hand.
Oak: Master Pan, we have a serious problem!
Pan: What is it?
Oak: There's a bunch of dead kids at the graveyard!
Pan: What's so bad about that?
Oak: O-Oh, they're not actually PART of the graveyard. Sorry, really should've clarified that.
Pan: Oh. Oh...
Pan: OH CRAP.
Yuri: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Flint: More like WHO am I doing tonight?
Yuri: ...
Flint: No one. I'm free. What's up?
Venus: Aw, you all threw a party for me? That's so sweet!
Athena: I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pop we may die.
Fimbre: What are you, twelve?
Coventina: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.
Flint: Did I just kill that guy?
Surge: No, he's just bleeding internally and being a total baby about it.
Melody: Pearl, you're embarrassing me!
Pearl: Welcome to the rest of your life.
Alva: You're a stupid bitch.
Astral: Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday, so that makes me a well-educated bitch.
Miso: Am I in trouble?
Alfric: Have a guess.
Miso: No?
Alfric: Have another guess.
Yuri: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Athena: Holding a really sharp knife up to their neck usually does it for me.
Arkos: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Kubiki: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Arkos: *sniffling* They don't have any arms!
Melress: You have beautiful eyes.
Athena: Thanks. I need them to see.
Venus: I never thought I'd get the chance to give you this. Good job. *puts sticker on Surge's chest*
Surge: You're giving me a sticker?
Venus: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten that says, "Me-wow!"
Surge: I'm not a kindergartener.
Venus: Alright, I'll take it back.
Surge: Hey, I earned this. Back off!
