Pan: *slaps Athena*
Athena: *stares shocked and holds cheek*
Pan: There was a fly.
Pan: Oh, it was a mosquito.
Venus: Okay kids, up against the wall, it's time for public humiliation.
Venus: Okay Vesta, what's the I before E rule?
Vesta: ....Um...
Vesta: I before E... always.
Venus: What are you an idiot, Vesta?
Vesta: Apparently!
Venus: No Vesta, it's I before E except after C and sounding like A as in neighbor and way and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong nO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
Vesta: .......That's a hard rule.
Vesta: ....That's a rough rule.
Venus: Vesta, how do you make a plural?
Vesta: ....You put an S.
Vesta: ....You put an S at the end of it.
Venus: When?
Vesta:
Vesta: On wEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS.
Venus: No Vesta. No, let me show you.
Venus: Astral, what's the plural form for ox?
Astral: Oxen, the farmer used his oxen.
Venus: Vesta?
Vesta: ....Whaaaaat?
Venus: What's the plural form for box?
Vesta: Boxen!
Vesta: I bought two boxen of doughnuts.
Venus: No Vesta, no.... Let's try another one.
Venus: Astral, what's the plural form for goose?
Astral: Geese, I saw a flock... of geese.
Venus: Vesta?
Vesta: Whaaaaat?
Venus: What's the plural form for moose?
Vesta:
Vesta: MOOSEN!
Vesta: I saw a flock of moosen! Many of them, many much moosen in the woodsen! The meese want the food with the feedsen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODSENS!
Venus: Vesta, Vesta....
Venus: You're an imbecile.
Vesta: Imbecilen.
Panja: Hello, how are you doing tonight?
Niko: I wanna fucking die!
Panja: Same. ....Same.
[Pearl is looking for a job.]
Pearl: Ooh! Lifeguard looks fun!
[First day on the job.]
Sniper: *is drowning* Help!
Pearl: *putting on makeup* Who am I to play Titan?
[Venus and Yuri are at a random local bar.]
Venus: *is drinking like a monster*
Yuri: Don't you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?
Venus: Ahh, I'll just show a video.
Yuri: That's why teachers show videos?
Venus: Yeah! I don't wanna work!
Yuri: You know, the kids don't want to work either.
Venus: Good! *faceplants onto counter*
Vesta: Oh my Titan! How are you still single?
Jakal internally: Because I love you but I want to be you, so I'm actually confused on my emotions and I don't feel like I'm good enough for your greatness.
Jakal: Guess I just haven't caught my fish yet! Haha, reel one in for me if you find one, Vesta!
