Pearl: *dropping off Sniper at the airport* Have a safe trip!
Sniper: I can't control that.
Pearl: *already driving away* Die then.
Mirin: I'm the kind of person that likes to think things through.
Momo: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Aethor: Guys, I told Coventina I loved her!
Fimbre: Whatever....
Arbus: What else is new?
Aethor:
Aethor: ...OH. And she said it back!
Fimbre: OH MY TITAN, CONGRATULATIONS, AETHOR!
Arbus: I don't understand why you get so upset when Coventina goes out on dates with guys.
Aethor: Because it's with Cicuta!
Arbus:
Arbus: Let me at her!
Holly: Sorry, I don't do relationships.
Ryuu: *exists*
Holly: Shit....
Luscinia: If Ryuu doesn't cry when he sees me on our wedding day, I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear.
Surge: So Yuri, what do you want as your 5th month anniversary gift?
Yuri: A wanderer.
Surge: How about something more realistic?
Yuri: A solo.
Surge: ....What color do you want your wanderer?
[On a train]
Aethor: So, what house do you think you'll be in?
Coventina: Um.... Well, I'm too mean for Hufflepuff and I refuse to go to Gryffindor.
Aethor: That leaves Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
Coventina: Correction, that means Slytherin. I already made enemies with Ravenclaw.
Ryuu: That's my girlfriend, suckers!
Luscinia: Your fiancée, Ryuu.
Ryuu: My fiancée! Even better!
Cicuta: Going to plan B?
Aethor: Technically that would be plan G.
Coventina: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?
Aethor: Yeah. Sebastion dies in plan M.
Cicuta: I like plan M.
Athena: Melress, is that your hand on my ass?
Melress: It was an accident.
Athena: Melress, your hand is still on my ass.
Melress: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT.
Jakal: Hey, I'm Gay.
Vesta: I thought you were part dog.
