Part 17

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Alfric: I'll never forget you, Dino.
Dino: I'll be with you... every time you look in the mirror.
Alfric: ... What?
Dino: Because we look alike!
Alfric: ......
Dino: Never mind!
Alfric: Ohhh, I get it now!
Dino: I DIDN'T WANT THOSE TO BE MY LAST WORDS!

Ryuu: Do you want leftovers?
Miso: What's that?
Ryuu: You don't know what leftovers are?
Miso: No... because I'm not a quitter.

Aethor: I'm a lesbiab—
Aethor: Lesbiam—
Aethor: Less bien—
Aethor: GIRLS.
Tyra: It's okay, take your time.

Lumi: Being a guild master is a give and take. You have to pick your battles.
Lumi: One of the battles I picked was to stop Fimbre from running plastic tubes all over the guild hall and placing puppies inside them. She was going to call it Tube City.
Lumi: So yes, I do owe her one.

Vesta: A fun and interesting fact about me is that I'm a fucking idiot.

Pearl: Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
Sniper: Violets are blue, damn bitch me too.
Alfric: Flowers are lame, wish I could say the same.
Silvanus: Call me impressed, we all need some rest.
Melody: Don't forget sunflowers! ... I've been up for 36 hours.

[Doing an interview]
Tiamat: What makes you special?
Panja: *reveals tattoo of a dog petting another dog*
Tiamat: *struggling to catch her breath* Hired.

Momo: I can't see the haters.
Mirin: I can't see anything.

Anahita: Good morning, everyone, have a wonderful day today.
Yuri: This sounds sinister and threatening.
Anahita: Then have a horrible day bitch, damn.

Coventina: There's something I need to get off my chest...
Cicuta: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

Miso: I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth.
Momo: I can fit 50 you little bitch, come fight me.
Miso: 3:00, you and me. Bring your own grapes.

Jakal: Now Prince Vesta, solve [128 × 8 + (96 : 4 × 32) + 5 × 90.5 = 2] on the board.
Vesta: *sets the board on fire* Problem solved.

Surge: *feels an emotion*
Surge: Who the fuck authorized this.

Miso: Welcome to the best sleepover of your life!
Pan: *hears Miso's sisters making a racket upstairs* Sounds pretty loud up there.
Miso: Don't let it get to you. They can smell fear.

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