Aethor: *takes a deep breath*
Aethor: I lo-
Anyone who spent five seconds around Aethor ever: Yes, you love Coventina, we know, you love Coventina so much, she's the light of your life, your reason to live, you love her so much, you just LOVE Coventina, we KNOW, you love Coventina, you fucking love Coventina, okay, we know, we get it, yOU LOVE COVENTINA, WE GET IT.
Jakal: I'll teach you everything you need to know about being a guild member. Now drop down and give me twenty!
Vesta: *lays down and pulls out wallet* I've only got a five.
Dina: Oh no! It's midnight, I have to leave!
Marial: Because you have to leave before you turn back to a peasant?
Dina: No, my glass slippers are killing me and I want to go home and order a pizza... What you said was insulting...
Lex: Flint! I don't want to be here, it's scary!
Flint: It's okay, we have Beliar.
Lex: That's why it's scary!
Arkos: *applying for Dracona Savors*
Pan: Describe yourself in one word.
Arkos: Accepted.
Pan: *leans towards Oak* Holy shit, can he do that?
Kami: It's really muggy outside today.
Osiris: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you.
Kami: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Kubiki: Why would I want to go to Osiris and Kami's wedding? Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Kubiki: If I wanted to watch someone throw their life away, I'd hang out with Arkos all day.
Niko: Where are you going?
Alva: Well, that depends, Niko. When I die, probably hell.
Alva: But right now I'm going to the bathroom.
Fimbre: You have to spend the next week with me and do everything I say.
Coventina: So, what, I have to be your slave or something?
Fimbre: No... you have to be my friend.
Coventina: NO, that is SO much worse.
Lumi: *answers phone* Lumi of Legion, what's your emergency?
Lumi: What do you mean you're being murdered?
Lumi: That's illegal, people can't do that!
Miso: Can we get McDonald's?
Silvanus: No, I'm making dinner tonight.
Miso: *wiping tears* I hate this guild.
Jakal: I'll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms.
Osiris: Jakal, that's less than two pounds.
Jakal: It sounded better the way I said it.
Panja: *tosses a rock into the ocean*
Tiamat: Nice job, Panja. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore, and you just threw it back.
Panja:
Panja: Everything I do makes me feel guilty...
Marial: Rich people are crazy...
Dina: *wearing like 14 rings on one hand* Oh, absolutely.
Vesta: *holding a deck of credit cards* Tell me about it.
[Alva reveals his true form]
Romex: Wait, you're not a kid!
Alva: I've always been very happy about that.
Miso: I'll have the number eight.
Melody: That's a party platter. It serves twelve people.
Miso: I know what I'm about, son.
Melody: Okay, here's the number eight...
Miso: Alright, party time.
Alfric: I would suggest sticking around and watching her eat it because it only takes four minutes and it's pretty amazing.
[Pearl is lying in bed sick]
Sniper: Do you want the heating pad or some ibuprofen?
Pearl: I want to die.
Sniper: Bitch, why are you always fucking ordering off-menu?
Cicuta: What was the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?
Coventina: "Don't be an idiot." Changed my life.
Anahita: Can I get a hell yeah!?
Venus: I don't know, can you?
Anahita: *sighs* MAY I get a hell yeah?
Venus: You should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started.
Anahita: But I didn't NEED a hell yeah during the break.
