Athena: I don’t love you anymore.
Athena: But you’re fun to write about!
Venus: Here’s a basic understanding of how history works.
Jakal: Actually, that’s not quite right. Everything is a lot more complicated than that.
Astral: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG.
Vesta: Aliens.
Lumi: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going.
Lumi: I just hope I find it along the way.
Cicuta: We used to have a failure as the heir, but now we have me.
Sebastian: Stop telling everyone I was a failure!
Cicuta: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
Osiris: When I first saw you, I fell in love.
Osiris: Well, not love love, but you smelled nice.
Coventina: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Astral: We’re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings.
Viper: Wait, they do?!
[Aethor goes in public looking cute]
Aethor: I don’t see anyone.
[Aethor goes out in public not looking cute]
Aethor: *sees Coventina* Oh, come on!
Marial: I’m so sick of the rich getting richer and everyone else getting screwed.
Marial: So I’m going to vote for a rich guy who will make the rich even richer and screw everyone else even more.
