Part 11

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Astral: You all are not—
Vesta: Y'AINT.
Astral: STOP.

Coventina: You tried to kill me!
Anahita: Don't take it personally! I try to kill everyone.

Momo: One day, I will be strong enough to bash the sun.
Meshi: Uh, yeah, pretty sure that's not possible, so... uh...
Momo: I will bash it.
Meshi: Look, sis. If you try and bash the sun, your hand's just gonna get burned up. Not really sure what you're expecting here.
Momo: I'm gonna bash it real hard.

Achaz: My life has too much panic and not enough disco.

Athena: Bad bye. Notice how I didn't say goodbye.
Athena: It's because I hate you.

Fimbre: Don't let Tyra fool you. She's not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Kit: No way!
Tyra: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

Anahita: *to Flint and Lex* Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I'll take the cabinets, and Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.
Yuri: What? Why do I get this... dubious looking device?
Anahita: Because only Velma would say "dubious device". Velma gets the spooky fridge.
Melress: What does that make you, Ana? Fred?
Anahita: Bitch, I'm Daphne.

Arkos: We make a pretty great team.
Kubiki: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.

Miso: Lemme get some tator tots. Oh, and a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño peppers, and some chicken nuggets, ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, side of ranch, some pixie sticks, taco salad, order of ribs, aaaand a diet coke.
Miso: No. Strawberry shake.
Miso: No. Diet coke.
Miso: NO.
Miso: Both.

Pan: By the way, what is the password?
Athena: Fuck you Pan.
Pan: What the fuck? You don't want to tell me?
Athena: No, idiot, the password is "Fuck you Pan".
Pan: Ohhh. No numbers, huh? Not too safe.

Coventina: You should get the orange kool-aid, it's amazing.
Cicuta: Okay.
Nutmeg: What would you two like to drink?
Coventina: Orange kool-aid please.
Cicuta: I'll have the strawberry kool-aid.
Coventina: *looks at Cicuta in utter betrayal*

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