Pearl: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited.
Alfric: If?
Sniper: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.
Cicuta: I would like to welcome you to the first meeting of our new band, Cicuarbus. In front of you I have placed a paper with possible song titles on it.
Arbus: Cicuta... the only thing written on here is "Fuck you, Sebastian".
Cicuta: What's your point?
Panja: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. Right, Niko?
Niko: Please stop talking.
Coventina: Aethor, you have to make little things count.
Aethor: What's 10 + 13?
Coventina: 23, why?
Aethor: I made a little thing count.
Lumi: I was born ready!
Pan: I was born naked and screaming.
Athena: If all goes according to plan, you'll die like that, too.
Miso: Making my way downtown, walking fast-
Melody: Hey, Miso! Want to come swimming with me?
Miso: WALKING FASTER-
Lumi: You want me to explode?
Athena: Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!
Lumi: Okay, I'll try... *concentrates hard*
Lumi: FIMBRE! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!
Lumi: Now it's your turn!
Athena: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU IDIOT!
Lumi: Ooh! Good one.
Niko: Panja, you got your shirt dirty.
Panja: *sarcastically* Oh no, now I can't win the dog beauty pageant.
Fimbre: Wait, they have that!?
Silvanus: Do you know me?
Dina: Yes, you're the leader of Silver Heart... *looks at smudged writing on hand* Silvertits.
Flint: My phone is acting up!
Venus: What's wrong with it?
Flint: I keep hitting home, but every time I look up, I'm still at this school...
Yuri: What could be better than serving up smiles?
Surge: Being dead, or anything else.
Vesta: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Rudi: No, I said, "Sir, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Rudi," and then you licked the swing set.
Osiris: M8 you wanna go
Kami: Yeah.
Osiris: On a date with me.
Osiris: OH, YOU DO, OHHH.
Kami: YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK, I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOU EGG.
Aethor: This is my girlfriend, Coventina, and her boyfriend, Cicuta.
Tyra: I'm sorry, what's the situation?
Aethor: What do you mean?
Tyra: How does this work?
Cicuta: Coventina is straight, but she's gay for Aethor, but she's straight for me, and Aethor is really gay for Coventina. And Aethor doesn't like me.
Coventina: It's not that complicated.
Melress: Hey, wanna bang?
Melress: *Hang haha stupid autocorrect.
Athena: This is a verbal conversation.
