Athena: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the other members cry inside.
Athena: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing meteor and, while looking Melress right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on her face was something I will treasure for years.
Alfric: One day you could be a father.
Dino: One day? I am a father.
Alfric: She's a kid you recruited to fight against the Brotherhood like a year ago, Dino.
Melress: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd fuck you if you asked.
Athena:What?
Melress: What?
Surge, without looking up from his book: She said she'd fuck you if you asked.
Flint: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
[Flint punches a wall]
Flint: Take me to the hospital.
Astral, thinking: Better use science to see if they’re dead.
Astral: *kicks corpse*
Astral: Yup. They’re dead.
Coventina: Am I cute, or what?
Anahita: What.
Coventina: I said-
Anahita: Oh, no, I heard you.
Momo: Hey, Hey! Cut the noise, everyone.
[everyone goes silent]
Momo: Someone dropped an ice cube on the floor and it melted. Now my sock is wet.
Momo: *unsheathes claws* Who the fuck wants to die?!
Vesta: That's ridiculous, Jakal doesn't have a crush on me.
Astral: Yes he does.
Flint: Yes he does.
Osiris: Yes he does.
Kami: Yes he does.
Jakal: Yes I do.
Athena: Alright, well I'm gonna go now.
Pan: I'm sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?
Athena: Yeah, but I wasn't really that interested in it.
Miso: I can't do it. Stress is bad for the baby.
Alfric: What baby?
Miso: Me.
Osiris: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
Kami: Aw. I did not know that.
Osiris: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."
Kami: Okay, that seems unnecessary.
Aethor: Hey, I'm getting in the shower, wanna help me out? ;)
Coventina: Is it your first time taking a shower?
Astral: So, you're gay.
Jakal: I am not gay.
Astral: You're sleeping with prince Vesta.
Jakal: Okay, you got me there.
Coventina: Oh, hey Cicuta, I have the afternoon free.
Cicuta: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
Mazui: Momo, we need to focus on Miso. Mirin is a grown woman. She can take care of herself.
Momo: No, she’s not. She’s a Mirin, all right? And she’s blind. Oh, God, she’s probably already dead!
Meshi: Right? So let’s not waste any resources on her.
