Osiris: You know a lot of about stuff people don't care about, which is great. But I know relationships. I know how girls think.
Jakal: So do I! They're right-brained dominant and have a slightly larger hypothalamus.
Osiris: There you go again, knowing stuff people don't care about.
Dino: Meshi is my best friend.
Dino: I've known her for two hours.
Achaz: Princess Dina! I rebuke thee!
Dina: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Achaz: Your entire family has evoked my fury. You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Dina: You got like a "Word-a-Day" calendar or something?
Flint: Isn't this a bit dangerous?
Shadow: Flint, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Flint: ...
Shadow: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Flint: ...
Shadow: Alright, we escaped unhurt once! And then we hurt ourselves on the way home...
Achaz: *in a white girl voice* Wait, lemme go to the bathroom first.
Dina: Are you saying only white girls urinate?
Achaz: Yes.
Yuhan: I am an Asian female and I can back this up. I haven't urinated since 1902.
Dina: How old are you?
Yuhan: 24.
Dina: *whispers* How long have you been 24?
Dino: I know what you are.
Yuhan: Say it. Say it out loud.
Dino: WILDCATS!
Blootorn: This conversation went in so many different directions.
Kiori: You're under arrest for being so darn cute!
Meshi: !
Kiori: Just kidding. We know you killed that man.
Blootorn: This is my wall of inspirational men.
Arion: Is that a picture of you?
Blootorn: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Silvanus: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Melody: I did it. I broke it.
Silvanus: No you didn't. Miso?
Miso: Don't look at me. Look at Sniper.
Sniper: What? I didn't break it.
Miso: That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Sniper: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Miso: Suspicious.
Sniper: No it's not!
Alfric: Dina was the last one to use it.
Dina: Liar! I don't drink that crap!
Alfric: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Alfric!
Melody: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it. I'll pay for it, Master.
Silvanus: No. Who broke it?
Sniper: Y'know, Master, Pearl's been awfully quiet.
Pearl: Really!?
Sniper: Yeah, really!
Everyone: *arguing*
[In another room]
Silvanus: I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
[Yuri attempted to converse with Surge]
Yuri: You're trapped on a desert island, what's the one thing you bring with you?
Surge: That would never happen to me.
Yuri:
Yuri:
Yuri: *walks away in silence*
Astral: I'll be fine!
[Three seconds later]
Astral: I'm not fine. It didn't work.
Blootorn: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
Meshi: Are you sure you're not talking about a lightbulb? Or your hip?
Coventina: I am so hungover. I've never been this hungover.
Aethor: I feek great! I ran 5k this morning.
Coventina: Really?
Aethor: Haha, no. I threw up in the shower.
