Part 20

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Jakal: Prince Vesta, what color are you wearing to the dance tomorrow?
Vesta: Um, I don't know.
Jakal: Well we have to match! What color is your suit?
Vesta: Does it matter? Why are you acting like we're going together?
Jakal: ... I forgot to ask you.

Athena: You were happy once, Surge.
Surge: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

Osiris: Would anyone shoot their girlfriend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Frankly, I think that question is dumb, as I would never do that to Kami no matter how much I was offered. Is anyone dumb enough to do that?
Kami: Aw, Osiris, you're so sweet! I would never do that to you either, not for all the money in the world!
Coventina: What the fuck? Aethor can shoot me, then when my leg gets better we'll buy a big ass ship.
Aethor: You can shoot my leg, too! Then we'll have 20 million dollars!
Coventina: Good thinking, fuck the system.

Luscinia: Your future is full of struggle and anguish. Most of it self-inflicted.
Melody: But you didn't read my palms or anything.
Luscinia: I didn't need to. It's written all over your face.

Shadow: Boats sink.
Anahita: It's not a boat, it's a ship. Ships don't sink.
Shadow: Titanic.
Anahita: That was just a movie.
Shadow: Based on a true story!
Anahita: ... For real?

Pearl: You spent $1,500 on crack?
Miso: That's short for crackers.
Pearl: You spent $1,500 on crackers?

Melress: Have a good day!
Athena: Don't tell me what to do.

Mirin: Oh dear.
Momo: Mirin, I told you, nobody our age says "Oh dear".
Mirin: Oh my.
Momo: Or that.

Aethor: Wanderers are homophobic.
Fimbre: Elaborate.
Aethor: I'm gay and they're inconveniencing me.

Niko: Are you alright?
Panja: No! :D

Flint: *spits tea out* This is too bitter!
Yuri: *gives him a death glare* I made this with love and you will drink the fuck up before I SMACK you the fuck up.
Flint: *sips in silence and tears*

Momo: Vivi, what's your worst fear?
Vesta: Being forgotten.
Momo: Damn, that's deep. Mine was the kool-aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about that now.

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