Anything You Can Do (Book one)

Shake it... Like a Red Nose

Killa

I hear my name and I look around. Aw shit, boss needs me. She only calls me when it’s serious. I better go see what’s up.

Cocaine

“Nigga, don’t be snapping in my face! I’m telling you you craaazy! (Lil Wayne voice). Then this nigga gon chuckle in my face! Ooo, where’s Kasey when I need her?! Hmm, nah, I don’t need her, I got this. “Aye boss! You called?” Kasey asked. “Nah, mamas. I did, but I got this.” “Yo, you sure? This nigga ain’t bothering you?” “Nah ma, I can handle myself. Sorry for calling you. You lookin’ too bad to not be mingling. Go have fun, I’m Gucci.” Kasey walked off, looking from me to Benji back and forth. I turn back to him and he’s saying how he just came over to acknowledge his new boss. I blush a little and I feel Julissa bump me. Aw shit, no softness, Coke. I change my face back to my signature scowl. “How may I help you?” I ask.

Benji

"Nigga, don't be snappin' in my damn face like you crazy!" I chuckled earning a glare from her and her friend. "My bad ma, I was just comin' over hea to say hello, since you my new boss and whatnot." She smiled and looked away embarrassingly. He friend bumped shoulders with her causing her to change her demeanor back into stone. "Well, hi. Is that all I can do for you..." She asked drawing out. "Benji." "Benji." She repeated. "Acutually there's one more thang I'd like to know." "Well?" "You wanna dance wit me?" She looked at he friend, that seemed to have her eyes planted on Ted and vice versa. Her friend shooed her off as she walked over to my nigga. I grabbed her hand and led her to the dance floor. I turned her around so her ass was facing my front as we grind to the beat. She was working her shit no lies. Had niggas on hard. I pushed my hard on into her butt and I could her her gasp. I moved her hair to the right side as I whispered in her left ear. "That's the shit you doin' to me ma. Calm down." She grinded faster into me as I groaned. I kissed her neck making sure she got an effect which she did. She abruptly stopped and turned to face me. She wrapped her arms around me and I brought her closer as I pulled her by the waist. Our lips were inching closer and closer until….

Cocaine

What is this boy doing to me, I wonder. I decided to dance with him so I could be nice.... Mingle, if you will. Pretty soon, Red nose came on and I had to do it. While I'm yikein on boul, he pulls me towards him even more and I feel him. Shit Coke, get it together. No niggas. He starts talking to me and I start twerking even harder. Once he kissed my neck, I turned around to face him. He is so cute! His lips are so.... wait, wait, wait. Why am I thinking these things? I don't date thugs. But, damn.... All that thinking, and I didn't even realize that our faces were inching closer and closer together until....