After that class , we all basically booked it out of there as fast as we could.
"Jesus Christ, teacher from hell huh?", I laughed and he laughed too.
We walked up the stairs to our next class, and then I heard Cody groan.
"What?", I said.
"That chick over there",he said as he nodded towards her."She tried to flirt with me all throughout class."
"Oh what a drag", I rolled my eyes."A girl flirting with you all throughout class."
"She's annoying though", he said and I laughed.
"Oh God, here she comes-do me a huge favor?",he asked.
"Go ahead", I laughed, then he threw his arm around me and we pretended to be boyfriend/girlfriend as she walked over.
Something we always do if someone we don't like is around they try to ask one of us out, the other one of us is always there to pose as the boyfriend or girlfriend we already have."Gee, that was something huh?", she said, while she glared at me, but smiled at Cody.
Alright, where do I begin?
To say she looked fake as hell, would be an understatement.
Her boobs, which looked fake as fuck were basically pushed up to her neck, she had on the worst, most gawdy makeup ever, big ass hoop earrings you could just rip out in one swipe, booty shorts that were so far up her ass, I'm pretty sure when she talked,I could see them in the back of her throat...
No doubt thats not the only thing that's been in her throat before.
She also had like 6 inch heels, and platinum blonde hair...
WHO THE FUCK LET A STRIPPER INTO OUR SCHOOL!?!?
"Yea, you new here?",I asked, trying to be nice and she sent me another glare.
Oh, so that's how its gunna be.
"Yea I just came from Nixon, and it wasn't anything like this", she basically gritted at me.
OK.
I gunna have some fun with this.
I reached up and held Codys hand from his arm being wrapped around me and he scoffed out a laugh.
"Nixon huh?I hear it's pretty bad there",Cody said, and she got all heart eyes.
"Yea, my dad was a little worried about this place, ya know with all the gangs, but as long as I stay away from gang guys, I'll be ok",she said like the dumb blonde she was."What's wrong with gang people?Their not all bad ya'know", I shrugged getting defensive.
"He don't wanna hang out with us, does he?",Curt said as him and the others appeared out of nowhere behind us and I rolled my eyes at them.
"Anyway, so maybe later if you want, we can meet up after school?'', she said as she bit her lip and trailed his jawline with her finger.
People...
My blood was boiling.
Not only is it my best friend she's doing this to, but also my crush.
I don't fuckin think so.
Time to kick it up a notch.
"Sorry, Malibu Barbie, but he has things he has to do after school: meaning me-as of right now, he has a dick appointment in my mouth in 3 minutes", I smirked and I could hear Cody trying to stifle his laugh, so I started pulling him down the hall towards our next class, but I had to top it off, because I'm me.
"Oh and don't stand to close to fire, plastic burns bitch", I said with a smile on my face, then we walked off leaving her dumbstruck and I could'nt be anymore proud of myself.
When we were far enough away, we busted out laughing and I had to lean against the lockers to hold myself up I was laughing so hard.
"Dick appointment in my mouth",he quoted and started laughing."Don't stand to close to fire, plastic burns bitch-thats the best thing I've heard all day!!""I know, I know I'm fabulous", I laughed and pretended to flip my hair again."To be honest, I probably just saved you from getting like 50 kinds of STD's."
"Oh my god I owe you one",he sighed as he stopped laughing.
"I'll remember that, but for now, come on let's just get to class", I sighed and wiped my eyes from laughing so hard, then grabbed his arm and pulled him to class with me right as the bell rang, and everyone else rushed in because that's how it is.
If you aren't in the class you need to be in, in less than a minute, then the guards will come around, and they will kick your fuckin ass.
I walked in, and while Cody sat at the very first seat there was, on the end, on the corner, I sat two down from him, but in the same row so we could still see each other and send each other annoyed looks if we were bored in our class cause that's how our friendship is.
Ugh History.
Not the class that annoys me most, but it's up there.
I crossed my arms and put my feet up on my desk as the rest of us waited for our teacher.
As usual, the class looked like a God damn war zone, and Cody and I were the only chill ones in there.
Pretty soon, some old guy I never seen before with a briefcase walked in and stood behind the desk.
"Good morning ladies and gentleman", he said, but the idiots would'nt quiet down, so he started screaming everything he said."I CANT HEAR YOU!!",he said, and I blinked real hard then looked over at Cody and mouthed "i'm not awake enough for this shit".
To this he just laughed and shook his head while the rest of the idiots responded to what the guy said.
"WAYYYY TO GO!!",he yelled again and blinked a few times."Ok let's make several things perfectly clear shall we?This is going to be the most difficult history course-"
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw this dude swinging his arm around and he almost it Cody so I started laughing as he Cody sent me a glare to shut up, but I laughed again and he rolled his eyes jokingly.
"You've ever had",the guys continued.
"For you", a couple of Hector's guys chorused and I scoffed."Expect a test every two weeks", he said then I groaned."Two hours of homework, each and every night for the remainder of the year, for the rest of your life."
Everyone started pissin and moanin about it and I sighed as he continued.
"Something-something a little more important...I operate from a model...of ab-", he started to say ,but stopped.
""I operate from a model""?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I sent Cody a confused look and he sent me the same one back.
"Spit it out!!",someone yelled.
"Absolute zero tolerance", he finished."So do weee",one of Hector's guys pushed.
"And that means behaviour in or out of this classroom",he said."No roaming the corridors without a pass. No disrespect or disobedience."
Disobedience?
What are we dogs?
"Shut up", one of Hectors guys said.
"Why don't you shut the fuck up",Curt fired back.
"And last, there will be no excuses...whatsoever",he finished.
"Why don't you shut the fuck up", Hectors guy pushed again.
"Hey, fuck you, mook",Curt growled."Have I made myself perfectly clear?",the guy asked.
The next thing I know, a fight between the two guys busts out and they just start goin at it in the back of the room and everyone gets up.
Cody and I got up for a split second, then we saw our teacher, walking rather slow towards the back and it freaked me out a little, I don't know about Cody.
But I sat right back the fuck down and so did Cody, then we watched as he walked back there, while the boys are just going at it, right-left, right-left, and then he grabbed the back of both their shirts, hauled their ass to the front, threw Hector's guy to the floor, then threw Curt over his lap, and literally started beating his ass.
Like they would do back in like the 50's only without the paddle and shit.Then after like 20 more, he threw him to the floor and picked up the other guy doing the exact same thing.
I didn't know what the fuck to do.
Laugh, or be freaked the fuck out that this old guy has like this much strength.
Then after he was done with him, he threw him to the floor as well, and we all stared at him, as he stared back at us.
"Anybody else?",he asked, and all I heard were people scrambling to get to their seats.
I looked down at my desk, furrowing my eyebrows together in confusion trying to figure out what in the holy hell just happened,then I looked over at Cody to see he was already looking back at me with the same exact look:What.
The.
FUCK.
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