Thugged Out 4: Real Life

NINE- Swimming Pools

OKAY. I WAS WORKING ON THIS B4 THE CRUISE BUT NEVER FINISHED LOL JUST KNOW Y'ALL WILL ENJOY THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS. YES I JUST GOT OFF THE CRUISE I GOT THE CHARACTERS GOING ON LMAO. I WANTED TO WAIT TILL AFTER THE CRUISE 2 WRITE ABOUT IT CAUSE CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS ON EVERY VACATION I'M ON SO I'M INSPIRED 😂😂😂

Another thing, 4 those who recently added my Snapchat (Eriee_Renee) And keep asking my age, y'all, Ik I look like a kid but I promise y'all I'm not 😂😂 That's like the weirdest shit a lot of ppl from on here say to me.

"First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it." - Kendrick Lamar

ANT

We getting on the ship tomorrow at twelve. We drove to Orlando so right now the whole family is in the hotel's indoor pool. I'm drained and tired in every aspect but I told the kids we could get in the pool so I didn't wanna break my promise to them. I glance over at Presley. He got Major in the air making faces at my grandson and making him laugh hard as hell. Gotdamn, life so peaceful now.

I don't know why the fuck I let Nathan convince me to take a road trip all the way out here that was damn near forty hours talking about family bonding. We should've just got on a plane like I wanted to but I just had to listen to that bullshit and drive. Imma just get the trucks sent back to California and we getting on a plane after the cruise. Fuck that long ass drive. I ain't doing that stupid shit no more. California to Orlando ain't nothing to play with when you driving with a bunch of young, impatient kids. I still got a headache from the constant whining and complaining my kids and Jelena did from the second we got in the van to now. Plus, Major crying every other second didn't make it no better. I can't even get Shai's irritating ass whining to Drew out my head neither. I put the bitch out and made her ride with Montana and Darius. Her ass was driving me crazy as hell.

"Daddy!" Serenity whines, crying as she runs up to me. I pick her up. "What, babygirl?" I ask. "Sage pushed me in the water and I didn't wanna get pushed cause I wanted to jump!" she cries. My kids can swim because Jessica had them in those baby swimming lessons and shit. "Quit whining about petty stuff. Go play." I demand, putting her down. I don't have time for the whining and crying over nothing. I don't know what type of sympathy she was expecting.

"Daddy, tell him to stop." She whines. "Stop whining, Serenity." I demand. She folds her arms across her chest. "I need you to be nice, now." She demands, glaring at me like she the parent and I'm the child. I swear her and Dream act just like Jessica thinking they running shit. I raise my eyebrow. I can't help but to laugh. My younger kids are something else but they ain't bad as hell at all. "Girl, get yo lil ass out my face acting just like your crazy momma." I demand, making her laugh. Jessica got her and Dream so bossy, it don't make no damn sense. They some divas and shit forreal.

"Don't say bad words." She fusses at me. I pick her up. "I didn't say no bad word." I lie. She leans in then starts kissing all over my face. "Yes you did, meany. You say the word that rhymes with sass." She says, trying to pull hair out my eyebrows. "No I didn't, youngin. Get your hands off my eyebrows." I demand. She hits me in my face right on my eyebrow. "No. I am your eyebrow fixer person." she says. "Serentiy Anyah Mitchell... if you hit me one more time, imma just throw you off a roof." I say. "Whatever, daddy. You will never throw me away because I make you happy." she says, smiling at me like she got the upperhand here. "What the hell? You so grown." I say, laughing while hugging her tight. Sage and Serenity got the oldest souls I've ever seen five year olds have. They remind me of how Darius was. This girl way too smart. I love my baby.

She starts laughing. "Are you getting in the pool?" she asks. "Cause I wanna get on your back in the water!" she exclaims. "Wanna get tossed, babygirl?" I ask. "Yes but not too hard." she answers, clapping her hands. She excited as hell. I smile then walk to the edge of the pool. "Hold your breath." I demand. She grabs her nose then throws her thumb up. I lift her up then throw her in the water. I smile at her as she starts swimming to the other side where Jelena is with KeKe. I love seeing my kids and my wife happy. That shit is all I need in life.