Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

Talk You Bafoon

Texting Baby

Baby
What do u want now?

Thats no way to talk to ur friend

Baby
I aint ur friend

But im ur friend

Baby
Leave me alone

I want to b alone too!

Baby
Great!

So we can b alone together!

Baby
Now go away.

I was already away to begin with.

Baby
Rnt u smart...

Yes, i actually am smart...unlike u

Baby
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Baby?

Baby
...

Baby...

Baby
...

Awww, dont b mad. I was jk...i think

Baby
...

TALK U BIG BAFOON!

Baby
Did u just call me a bafoon?

Well it did work didnt it?

Baby
It didnt work.

R u constipated still?

Baby
Yes, why?

Just wanted to hear ur squealing...

Baby

And why would u want to hear my yelling?

I already told you this, because it's music to my ears...

Baby
I wish u never called in the first place...

Do u hear that? Thats me crying...

Baby
Im sorry

U betta b

Baby
I meant to rite, im sorry but i dont care...

You hear that? Thats me cracking my nuckles...im gunna find u in ur sleep and dice ur hands.

Baby
Ohh, u scare me

I no rite¿

Baby
Good bye, my buddy’s calling me.

U no buddy is a rat from a movie rite...so u just called ur friend a rat.

Baby?

Thats not nice u no?

To just leave without sayimg good bye

Oh look! U did say good bye!

Awww, ur so sweet! I wanna pinch ur cheeks rite now.

U no i dont believe u when u said ur a bad boy. U seem to nice to b one.

Y u not answering?

Riteeee...u left...i forgot.

U no everyone always seems to leave me, but it's alright cuz ur neva getting rid of me...eva...

K...bai!