Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

Chicken Nuggets Really CAN Fly

Texting furball

Yo. Wussup.

Furball
Yo. You got problems.

Whachu doing?

Furball
Tryna get my friend off my back

Why?

Furball
She's suddenly stalking me.

She must be annoying.

Furball
You cant say that.

Why not?

Furball
Cuz you dating her.

So whats ur name?

Furball
You dont needa know.

I know, but i wanna.

Furball
Tell me yours first.

You already know it!

Furball
And how would you know that i know.

Cuz u know ur friend and u know the name of the person who is dating her.

Furball
True dat.

Name.

Furball
I'll pass.

Please. Pretty please with whatever u like on top.

Furball
Nope.

Plz.

Furball
I'll pass.

I'm begging right now. Plz. Plz

Furball
Nah, its fine

No. Its not fine.

Furball
Ill tell u when chicken nuggest can fly. And ill tell u now that it aint ever gonna happen

Oh surrrrrrrreeeeeeee.

Furball
Im serious

Well so aunt i
*am

Furball
So. Aunt I. Can u tell me a story?

Lay off, bruh.

Furball
Wasnt even on u to begin with.

Name.

Furball
U first.

Fine.

Furball
Come on. Im waiting.

Michael.