*Calling evilbunny*
Hello, thanks for calling. I'm either finding a poop emoji in the forest or I'm ignoring a certain green booger who is a constipated earwax. Please leave a message at the beep.
Beep
“Evil Bunny. Im sorry, for whatever I said, just answer me ok? Or else I'm going to stalk you...actually nevermind, I won't because I don't want dead grndpas haunting me and perverted grandmas stalking me. Answer me. Please...
YOU ARE READING
Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]
Short StoryIn which a girl gets dared to call a random number and that person on the other line happens to be a constipated boy. (Told through texts and messages with the occasional [kinda] actual chapters) [Start: June 23, 2017] [End: N/A]
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