Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

Say What!?

*calling stupidguy*

“Hello?”

“Yello, stupid guy.”

“What!?”

“You said you're dating Aubrey Kalae, right?”

“Yes...why?”

“Do you know who she is?”

“Of course. A cheerleader at her school and an only child.”

“Ok...”

“Why?”

“Nothing. Nothing at all. Just curious.”

“Ok.”

“...”

“...”

“Why aren't you constipated anymore?”

“Because I change the time for constipation.”

“What time is it now?”

“At s- nope, you ain't getting it out of me that easily.”

“Meanie.”

“I'm not usually mean. You just bring out the worst in me.”

“I feel honored, constipated green piece of donkey booger.”

“Do donkeys even have boogers?”

“I don't know. If they don't you can always be constipated green piece of donkey poo...”

“I think I'll stick to the booger one.”

“You didn't let me finish. I was also going to add or orange baboon bun, but ok.”

“Can we just stick to no name basis?”

“Ok, no mane.”

“Name.”

“Mane.”

“Name.”

“Bane.”

“Mane.”

“Ok! Mane.”

“Grhhhhhh!!”

“Is that you being constipated or just becoming a werewolf?”

“...”

“I think it's both. A green constipated werewolf who is a piece of donkey poo booger.”

“Your name for me just keeps on getting longer by the second you know.”

“I can make it even longer. A big orange constipated green booger baboon with the side of a piece of donkey butt werewolf poo. Amazing right?”

“Where do you come up with these names?”

“You really want to know?”

“Yes.”

“You sure?”

“Yes!”

“You sure you're sure?”

“Yesss!!!!”

“Seriously?”

“Yes, woman!”

“You sure you're sure that you are sure?”

“Yass! Just tell me!”

“Ok.”

“...”

“...”

“Are you going to tell me or what?”

*call ended*

“Really!!?? What is wrong with you!”

“Apparently, siri says everything.”