Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

If You Were A Girl For A Day

*calling stupid baboon*

"Hello!".

"Hello, Lotté"

"Hello. Mich."

"Wassup?"

"Your arse."

"No seriously!"

"I know. Im serious too."

"What you mean?"

"I can see you right now. You're in a tree with my friend."

"Let me ask her the names of her friends."

"No-"

*call ended*

"Don't!"

*calling Furball*

"Hello. Before Aubrey left to get us some ice cream, probably thinking I'm following her, she said the names of her friends are...i forgot. But you weren't one of them."

"Ok. So. I'm her secret friend."

"Really?"

"..."

"What?"

"Oh nothing."

"No really. What?"

"You're so slow you know. You can't even figure who I am yet. I'm like the only other person here...without the other hundreds."

"Are you the girl with blonde hair and blue eyes?"

"Umm...half of the girls here has blonde hair and blue eyes."

"How about that gorgeous black one over there?"

"Nope not her either."

"Are you the girl following my hand's direction?"

"Umm...about another twenty girls are following you. Narrow it down please."

"The girl wearing a white knitted sweater with blue jeans and UGG boots?"

"That's your girlfriend. And from what I see, she's angry."

"You're right. She's angry. Hehehe, anyways gotta scram before she rips my diginity away from me!"

"Haha lol. Hope she does kill you. Anyways, I'm sitting on the floor crossed legged and eating popcorn. Waiting for you near death."

*call ended*

Texting Furball at 7:15

Yo. Where r u?

Furball
Somewhere far from u dats fat soup.

Furball
*for sure

Did u c Aubrey drag me by the ear the old fashion way? It ripped my dignity away from me.