Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

Call me Baby

Texting Constipated Boy

Hello

Constipated Boy
What do you want?

Dont hv to b so mean, meaty

Constipated Boy
Im the meat head? Well your a baboon

Im crying. Do u hear that?

Constipated Boy
I mean to write balloon. Your full of air.

Your such a bleep.

Constipated Boy
You wound me so.

What can I call you?

Constipated Boy
Call me James Bond

...

Constipated Boy
Fine, how bout Batman?

...

Constipated Boy
Ugh, call me Baby

Ok!

You have changed Constipated Boy into
Baby

Baby
Umm... Furball? What did you do?

Absolutely nothing

Baby
R u sure?

Yup...oh do you know Yip and Yap? From Mike the Knight?

“... Do I know you?”

Nope, you dont. But thats alright, cuz idk u either. Fair and square.

Baby
Good-bye

Byes r never good u no?

Maybe? U there

Yolehehu

Baby?

So call me maybe

Oh, ur not here. Oh well.

I was going to ask if u wanted a cupcake.

And btw, i do not like the name furball, you make me sound like im a hairy ape and i think apes rnt hairy...

At all...

K! Bai!