Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

Sorry Bout Dat

*calling evilbunny*

“Hello?”

“Sup, Evilbunny.”

“Hi.”

“Why didn't you answer me yesterday?”

“First, I didn't want you blowing up my notifications so I told you to stay away because I accidentally threw my phone out the window.”

“I really don't believe you.”

“And I don't believe that you're a bad boy.”

“Did you actually?”

“Yes, I actually did.”

“Still don't believe you, evilbunny.”

“Nor do I, you.”

“I'm sorry by the way.”

“For what?”

“For what I said the other day.”

“It's fine.”

“...”

“Why aren't you—”

“ARE YOU ALRIGHT??!!!!”

“I'm fine, calm your manly toes, bigorangebaboon. It happens all the time, I trip, I fall and I drop things. It's part of my daily routine.”

“Nice...”

“Were you worried? Awww, it's alright, I'm still talking to you, which means I'm still in one piece.”

“Ha! You wish.”

“Why are you calling me anyways...”

“Oh, you know. A force of habit now, ever since you called me, like ten weeks ago.”

“Was it really ten weeks?”

“Ya. You called twice, the first times, once on a Friday and the next on the Saturday. And then ever since it's been on Fridays.”

“You've been counting? Awwww, I feel so loved and you're so adorable!”

“I am not adorable. I'm sexy.”

“Back to this, now are we?”

“I finally got a girlfriend, you know.”

“Omygosh!! That's great. What's her name?”

“You wouldn't know her anyways.”

“Does she go to the same school as you?”

“No.”

“Then tell me.”

“Demanding now are we?”

“Tell me before both grandma and grandpa comes to your place.”

“Ok, ok. Her name is Aubrey Kalae.”

“Like as in, Aubrey Kalae?”

“Yes, why?”

“...”

“Umm, evilbunny, you there?”

*call ended*

“What's with her and always hanging up on me?”

A/N: Aubrey’s last name in pronounced...K and then late without the t sound.

So klae. We good?

Question: Who do you think Aubrey is?