Calls From The Toilet [DISCONTINUED]

Hot Dogs? No...Hot, Dogs!

Texting Big Orange Baboon

Hello!!??

Big Orange Baboon
What!!??

Ohmeguishhhhhh!! Ur using!! And?? Now too!!

Big Orange Baboon
Why on earth do i even try to b nice to u??

Because im awesome and everyone feels luved around me!!

Big Orange Baboon
Chicken nuggets!!

I like them too, especially if they r fipped in Dijon mustard, it tastes like heaven!!

Big Oramge Baboon
Does Heaven even has a taste??

No, but if it did... It would taste like Dijon mustard!!

Big Orange Baboon
Is Dijon mustard even that good??

Y u always asking me questions??

Big Orange Baboon
Y r u?

That spells Yru. And thats not how u spell you. So u hv horrible grammer!!

Big Orange Baboon
Whats with all the exclaimation marks??

Lets just say that im running ftoon skk rgdd cippsd.

Big Orange Baboon
Huh? What was that?

Talk later!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texting Big Orange Baboon at 12:30 pm

Hello!!??

Big Orange Baboon
Cant talk right now, cuz im pooping

That's great, going to call you now!!

Big Orange Baboon
No! No!! Don't!!!!!!

*calling BigOrangeBaboon*

“Hello, baboon.”

“You sound out of breath.”

“Doi, I just told you that I was running from the cops.”

“The cops!? And why were you running from them?”

“Why are you so shocked. Shouldn't you be like...a pro at this?”

“Uh. No? Ok fine, I've ran from the cops before but I didn't think you would!”

“It's not my fault anyways. Let's just say that I accidentally did something and had to run. End of story.”

“End of story?”

“End of story.”

“...”

“Wait. Why aren't you pooping?”

““I stopped for now, because I'm a gentleman. No really.”

“Gentleman?”

“Gentleman.”

“Ahhhhhhh!”

“What is wrong with you?”

“I'll call you later, they found me! TOODLES!!! Hey, hey. Can't we like...I don't know talk this out. I don't even get why you are so mad. I just accidentally slapped your butt and took your hot dog. No, not hot dog like the food. But like your pet hot dog.”

*call ended*