AAndrews updated his status to married to Jughead Jones
r0nniel0dge: married??
that's a little excessive
AAndrews: hush peasant
whipped isn't an option so this is the closest thing
JuggieJones updates his status to married to Archie Andrews
BettsCooper: A SPRING WEDDING
JuggieJones: its not a real marriage Betts
we're only 16
BettsCooper updated her status to married to Veronica Lodge
r0nniel0dge: aww Betty
I already did that before we were even together
BettsCooper: I know
at first I thought it was a joke
AAndrews: beronica is no joke
JuggieJones: preach
CherylBombshell updated her status to its complicated
r0nniel0dge: understatement of the year
CherylBombshell: well I'm too young to date this person
and I don't think Jughead would be comfortable with calling me mom
BettsCooper: you like FP?!?
that's hella weird
KevKeller: he's like so hot tho
DILF
CherylBombshell: see!
I'm not the only one
JuggieJones: my eyes burn from reading this
omg why
MantleReg: Jug be real
your dad is hot
JJBlossom: I second that
even tho he's hella creepy half the time but whatever
AAndrews: I'm not going to say anything
JuggieJones: thank you Archie
at least one person is sane
AAndrews: I didn't disagree tho
JuggieJones: 😐
CherylBombshell updated her status to in a relationship with F.P. Jones
JuggieJones: my dads gonna see that!
CherylBombshell: that's the plan
u better get used to calling me mom Forsythe
KevKeller changed the group chat name to FP JONES IS DADDY AF
JuggieJones: seriously
YOU ARE READING
Group Chat (Jarchie)
FanfictionRandom texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned. p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS *The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*
