Warning: gay
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KevKeller added Fangzz to a private chat
KevKeller: hey
Fangzz is typing...
"I'm dying," Kevin said leaning against his locker, Betty and Jughead with him.
Betty rolled her eyes and was looking at where Kevin was typing out a lengthy text to Fangs. She knew after Jughead outed one of his fellow serpents Kevin would jump at the opportunity of finally getting a decent boyfriend. But she didn't want him to get hurt, especially after what happened with Moose. (Not Sam Winchester)
"Kev. As one out of the 6 gay best friends you have don't you think you're moving a little fast? You barely know this guy and your already on board to climb his dick!"
I looked at the other students in the hall giving us weird looks, so I flipped them off as usual and ignored Betty's comment.
I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.
Before I knew it the bell rang signalling first period. I said goodbye to my fellow gays and went upstairs to my boring as history class. Like, why do I need this information in my life.
I took my seat in the back, opened my laptop and read some fanfiction. Gay, obviously.
My phone pinged in my pocket , and I hoped it wasn't another speech from Betty. But nope, it was from Fangs!!
I'm dead. He's so hot.
Fangzz: what's up
You're the sheriff's son right?
Is that all I'm known for???
KevKeller: uh yeah
But I was hoping to ask you to coffee.
Tomorrow if your free...
I'm being wayyy too confident for my own good. But it's senior year and I'm just trying to find one sane person I can stand to be around.
Fangzz: yeah
Sounds dope
Yup. This is it. I'm dead, deceased. RIP ME I HAVE A FUCKING DATE WITH FANGS!
We All Hella Gay Fam Group Chat
KevKeller: GAYS
JuggieJones: FELLOW GAY
YOU'VE SUMMONED US
AAndrews: I heard the news
I'm hella hype for you bro
BettsCooper: spill Sis!
KevKeller: I Kevin Keller have a date with Fangs tomorrow night
This may be my last day on earth
r0nniel0dge: OOF
HAPPY FOR YOU KEV
JuggieJones: get that 🍆🍆🍆🍆
BettsCooper: don't be silly
Wrap your willy
AAndrews: lmao
Omg we need to help u get ready
My place after school tomorrow
KevKeller: I LOVE MY GAYS
BYE MY TEACHERS ACTUALLY TEACHING SOMETHING 😂

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Group Chat (Jarchie)
FanfictionRandom texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned. p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS *The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*