Random texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned.
p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS
*The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*
All my friends are dead. Thats songs been in my head since the VMAs.
I'm back from the dead. Had to deal w college shit
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Group Chat "We All Hella Gay Fam" is now active
JuggieJones: I'm not feeling this dinner tonight
My dad hates being social...like me
r0nniel0dge: can I come?
Not that I lowkey think FP is daddy just... I love food
CherylBombshell: He's one of the few guys Josie will give me permission to hook up with
MantleReg: Daddddyyy
JJBlossom: u rang?
BettsCooper: eww
JosieM: I can confirm I told Cheryl that
As long as I watched 😏😏😏
CherylBombshell: 😌
BettsCooper: I know thats bullshit Ronnie
And keep that info to yourselves some of us dont need to know about ur sex life
JuggieJones: quit it w the 'Daddy' jokes honestly society is ruining that word
My kids gonna have to call me Sir or some shit
KevKeller: why are we even talking about FP being daddy when Fred is CLEARLY daddy as well
Check out this throwback pic
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JuggieJones: omg
WAIT HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT?
KevKeller: I'm friends w him on Facebook
BettsCooper: juggie u want a kid w ARCHIE?!?
JuggieJones: who knows if we'll even be together for that long
KevKeller: *slowly closes the Jarchie wedding album you've been working on*
BettsCooper: 😂😂
r0nniel0dge: how dare u question the strength of MY ship
And my rights as godmother
BettsCooper: and as CAPTAIN I think ur wrong
JARCHIE is endgame
JuggieJones: we'll see
KevKeller: well if u don't want to sit and watch two DILFS eat then I'll take that spot
JuggieJones: thanks but no thanks
wait Archie's back from Football. He's all sweaty 👅👅
JuggieJones added AAndrews to the chat We All Hella Gay Fam
AAndrews: ok 1. my dad is off limits to you Cheryl!
And 2. as his son I can say that he is daddy 😂😂
JuggieJones: don't encourage this behavior!!
AAndrews: Jug I saw u check out his ass last night at dinner
r0nniel0dge: wHAT?!??
Details pls omg *grabs popcorn*
AAndrews: my dad ordered Chinese take out and after dinner he went into the kitchen to fix our sink bc it clogged again
He was bent down and Jughead went in to help since he knows how to use tools. I walk in and he's checking out my dad!
JuggieJones: 🙈🙈🙈
MantleReg: pics or it didnt happen
JJBlossom: u just want a belfie
MantleReg: duh
BettsCooper: omg thats great! 😂😂
IS THAT WHY U DONT WANT TO GO TO THE DINNER?
CherylBombshell: he's clearly embarrassed
Poor puppy
JuggieJones: I'm not a puppy
Freds calling us downstairs bye
KevKeller: u don't want to keep him waiting😏😏
AAndrews: what even is this chat?
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Next two chapters will be the dinner w FP and Fred aka Daddies.
And a lot of u voted for SMUT. Some of you voted against it and since I'm nice I'll gonna write smut, but it won't be TOO hardcore. If it ends up that way then I apologize in advance. I'll put a warning "⚠"
