AAndrews added BettsCooper, r0nniel0dge, KevKeller, MantleReg, and JJBlossom to a private chat
KevKeller: hey I'm early to the chat
BettsCooper: back off Keller
this is my time to shine
r0nniel0dge: lmao
guys we need to talk about something serious
AAndrews: its Jugheads birthday in three days
and I don't know what to do or what to get him
KevKeller: I hear cheeky bum sexx
can I get a amen??
BettsCooper: amen!
AAndrews: seriously tho
I'm lost af
r0nniel0dge: how about a new hat???
AAndrews: jug's been wearing the same hat since middle school
I don't think he'd be down with changing it
BettsCooper: a dick pick?
AAndrews: betty!
that's too far.....but not completely terrible
BettsCooper: see i'm helpful
CherylBombshell: ok i'm here
even tho I wasn't invited
but I should tell you that Jughead needs a new wardrobe for his birthday ... like ASAP
AAndrews: I like how he dresses
he's always so warm and cuddly
BettsCooper: awwww
my jarchie heart
*screenshot*
r0nniel0dge: how about we just throw him a surprise party
AAndrews: I love it!
Ok so it'll be just his closest friends, and maybe his dad
CherylBombshell: I volunteer to invite FP to the party
JJBlossom: get in line sis
MantleReg: yah I mean you'll probably just do something stupid
like flirt with him and stuff
CherylBombshell: I wont do such a thing!
i'll keep it professional
AAndrews: fine Cheryl you talk to him
Reg and JJ will help me decorate
B and V will make the cake
BettsCooper: we'll make him a burger cake!
r0nniel0dge: yaaas
AAndrews: ok so I'll distract him before
then we'll go to my place and that's when you guys will surprise him
I just hope this works
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FanfictionRandom texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned. p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS *The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*
