KevKeller: guyyysssss
I JSKDNVSVLJD
BettsCooper: omg u need life alert?
u good fam?
KevKeller: I saw a man so beautiful
I CHOKED
r0nniel0dge: on what ;)
JuggieJones: where's the fire Keller?
AAndrews: seriously its fucking 4 AM
KevKeller: WELL U DO IT ALL THE TIME SO GIVE ME THIS ANDREWS
BUT ANYWAY. I JUST NUTTED
LOOOOK
JFKDLSXDSNJCNSKCSNK
JuggieJones: DAAYYYUUUUMMMMM
BettsCooper: ok papi i see u
r0nniel0dge: ew
AAndrews: EW?!? Ronnie is u blind?
THATS A WHOLE ASS MEAL
KevKeller: DEADASS
r0nniel0dge: that's my father
BettsCooper: I thought I was...
r0nniel0dge: NO I MEAN HE'S MY LEGIT FATHER
YOU'RE MY DADDY BETTY
KevKeller: ok ronnie are u ready for me to be your dad?
r0nniel0dge: my father isn't gay Kevin
KevKeller: everyone's gay in their own way
give me a chance
r0nniel0dge: fine
don't say I didn't warn u
plus he's like 45
KevKeller: meh
just another river daddy to add to the list
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FanfictionRandom texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned. p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS *The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*