JuggieJones added everyone to the group chat We All Hella Gay Fam
JuggieJones: *moriarty voice* hiiiii
KevKeller: did I miss something
Or did I just read that all my friends are gay???? 😁😁
AAndrews: yes its true
we are gay AF
BettsCooper:
JuggieJones: haha
KevKeller: wait
that means
Cheryl: yes idiot I like girls
but at the moment I am single
r0nniel0dge: wait what
did u talk to Josie??
KevKeller: JOSIE WAS UR GIRLFRIEND
Cheryl: was
and no I didn't talk to her
JJBlossom: whaaat
sis c'mon I'm supposed to be your man of honor
MantleReg: let me give you some advice
r0nniel0dge: oh god
AAndrews: lol go ahead Reg
MantleReg: so you go up to her in the hallway, look her in the eyes and say
"Josie, you are the most beautiful girl in this whole crap town. I know I fucked up because I always fuck things up, but can you please give me a second chance?"
AND DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
CherylBombshell: wow that was actually helpful
I'll do it! Thanks Reginald
CherylBombshell left the group chat
MantleReg: its Reggie! jfc
JJBlossom: wow babe that was great advice
got me all hot and bothered
AAndrews: oh god
JuggieJones: wow moment ruined
but lowkey same
AAndrews: Jug!
JuggieJones: I'm kidding Archie!
BettsCooper: k so I have an idea for our double date
KARAOKE NIGHT
r0nniel0dge: YAASS B
JuggieJones: sounds fun
and i'm sure it'll just be another day in Archie's life
AAndrews: I can pick a song with a lot of high notes
I can't do those
JuggieJones: really cuz you're pretty loud to me
BettsCooper: oh damn
r0nniel0dge: hold up
you guys did it. like it it
AAndrews: no we haven't
Jughead's just being a comedian all of a sudden
JuggieJones: I'll be here all night!
YOU ARE READING
Group Chat (Jarchie)
FanfictionRandom texts sent between the cast of Riverdale. Hella gay . You've been warned. p.s. JASON IS ALIVE IN THIS *The characters mentioned in this book are legally owned by the creators of the Archie Comics and the CWs Riverdale*