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Gathering//22.

Info:Some infamous villains in Gotham decide to go out for the night to the Iceberg Lounge. However, it can never be a peaceful night with The Joker and Harley around.-

<<<Authors P.O.V>>>

The Jokers car slid around the corner. Flashing by innocent civilians who were trembling as the ground shook beneath the roaring engine. Harley was laughing in the passengers side, slamming her hand repeatedly for him to go faster.

The blue and white lights of the Iceberg Lounge, owned by Penguin himself, could be seen in the distance. Harley and the Joker were invited to a small gathering with numerous other villains. Such as, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, the Riddler and Scarecrow.

Harley and her clown prince hadn't been in the lounge after their last incident which involved a drug shipment on Cobblepots part and a 'coincidental' accident. All in all, they were not welcomed in the building, but they hoped tonight they could slip by.

The Joker pulled up to a clear space, parking his purple Vador with precision. He jumped out as Harley skipped beside him, linking her arm with his. They both walked to the entrance of the lounge wearing formal clothes. A sequinned red and black dress sat tightly on Harley while the Joker wore a white shirt with half the buttons undone along with black fitted pants.

The bouncer at the door held a list in his hand with the other resting on a taser that sat in his holster. The Joker grinned as they approached, eyeing up the list before speaking.

"The Joker and Harley Quinn." He said, his wide grin not faltering for a moment.

The guard stared at them both with a cold expression, reminding them of a certain henchman. "Mr.Cobblepot said not to let you's in." He said in a gruff tone.

"Well Pengers told me we were to have a meeting with him about a new shipment coming in." The Joker said looking confused as he looked to Harley for an answer.

"Yeah. I'm almost sure he said tonight."  She said continuing on their lie.

"Oh, in that case come in." The bouncer said stepping aside and opening the doors for the clown couple.

Stupid Cobblepot, hiring imbeciles like that. The Joker shook his head in disappointment.

As soon as they walked through the double doors they were hit with a strong smell of wine and more luxurious liquors than they wouldn't sell in their club. The atmosphere was also different. No loud blaring music, or chaotic dance floor. This lounge was more of an elegant dining area. And the prices proved that.

Harley soon spotted her friends at the corner of the lounge. In a white leather booth, along with a wide circular table to hold all their drinks. She dragged the Joker over, making sure to stay out of sight from Penguin himself as he stood on a balcony, watching over the room.

"Hey guys!" Harley greeted as everyone said a 'Hello'.

The Joker looked up to see Cobblepot distracted with a chef. He wanted to sit somewhere in the booth that was out of sight from the owner, and that seat was taken by Ivy.

With a cough the green haired clown spoke. "Do you mind scooting over a bit Pammie?" He asked politely.

"There's more space in the booth clown." She spat back aggressively. She then looked up to see the reason he wanted to sit there. "More trouble with Oswald I see?" She sighed and moved over so the couple could sit on the edge, facing their backs to him.

"So how's everybody been keeping? Any encounters with the bats?" Asked Harley beginning to start a conversation.

"I bet kitty has loads of things to tell us. Does Batsy like a good or bad pussy?" Questioned the Joker with a chuckle as she glared at him, along with everyone else at the table.

"A lady should not be spoken to like that. Especially from a creature like you." Snapped a blonde man sitting on the other side of the table known as Scarecrow.

"Oh lighten up Johnny." The Joker said with a roll of his eyes at the mans dull attitude. "I was just joking."

"Well it shouldn't be about such foul thoughts. Especially in a place so elegant as this." He retorted back holding his hand up and gesturing at the large room, with a glamorous diamond chandelier hanging from the ceiling.

"What stories do you have about Batman, J?" Asked Harvey trying to get off this boring topic.

"You know. Just the usual shi-" The Jokers sentence was cut short.

"I will not have that language in this building." Said a sinister voice, that made Harley's shoulders tense. The person behind the voice walked in front of them with fiery eyes.

"Oswald! It's so good to see you again! How long has it been?" J exclaimed clapping him on the back with a metallic grin. But the man in front of him didn't look too pleased.

"I thought I told you to stay out. You lost me good money Clown." He growled, tightening his grip on the cane that was held firmly in his hand.

"Awh, what's a little accident between friends? Hmm?" The Joker asked with a smug smile.

"We were never friends." He retorted coldly.

"Ouch." The Joker held a hand to his heart dramatically.

"Why don't we take this away from the table?" Oswald proposed looking behind him as a tall, well-built bodyguard appeared.

"Fine." J grumbled knowing there was no backing out of this.

"Bring her too." Penguin snapped noticing how Harley carried a relieved expression.

She sulked as they walked through the kitchen and to a private room.

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"Riddle me this, what's easy to get into but--" The Riddlers riddle was cut short as the Joker and Harley reappeared, sitting back down with grumpy faces.

The Joker was clutching his left elbow with dangerously narrowed eyes. "Now I know why Pengy carries a cane." He muttered miserably.

"At least he didn't smash your phone. Mines in bits." She grumbled picking individual pieces of remains out of her pocket.

"That's what happens when you try to film it Harley." The Jokers snapped feeling no sympathy.

"You interrupted my riddle." Huffed the Riddler.

"I know one." The Joker said as the green clothed man leant towards him in anticipation. "I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?" He finished with a smirk seeing everyone's faces twist in disgust.

"Disgusting." The Riddler guessed narrowing his eyes.

"No! Gum! Jeez you're all so dirty!" He laughed but quickly stopped as a throbbing pain started in his chest from where Penguins cane had made contact.

The rest of the night carried on with a few jokes and laughs. No other confrontations with Oswald Cobblepot. Once the time read 1:30am Harley and The Joker were off. Penguin said that's the latest they were allowed stay, because once it's past that time, they get drunk. So he decided to kick them out before that happened. Because a drunk pair of clowns is not good for business in his company. Or even any pair of clowns is not good for his business. Especially those two.
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Ok this was a long chapter! Hope everyone enjoyed it!

I wanted to have a chapter with loads of the villains that weren't in Suicide Squad.

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