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Deadpool?No.2//38.

Info:After Deadpools introduction, the Joker takes a liking to the red-suited man...eventually.-

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"Deadpool, eh?" The Joker repeated eyeing up the suited man sitting before him. He was suspicious of his sudden appearance in his club but he was too damn curious to kick him out now.

"Am I really crazy and imagining this?" He asked swinging his gun around his finger as he leaned against the wooden bar counter. "Or is your weakness some Kryptonite shit?"

"I'm as real as I'll ever be." Deadpool replied with wide eyes. The Joker raised his non-existent brows. "But," He continued, glancing over Jokers shoulder. "I want to here more about you!"

The Jokers eyes narrowed. "I'm a private man." He snapped.

Deadpool shook his head, reaching out with his hand and grabbing Harley's wrist. He placed her on the seat beside him, blocking the Jokers view. "No, her!" He chuckled whilst sitting on a stool himself. He crossing his legs with his elbow on his knee as he stared at her in curiosity.

Harley giggled. The Joker however was not pleased. How dare this strange man come into his club and make demands like this! As if he owned the place!

He glared as his chest began to rise heavily under his shirt.
"Get out of my fucking club." He snarled like a dog, kicking the legs from under the mans chair.

In a flash Deadpool was on his rear, looking up at Joker with a pout. "Over-protective boyfriend?" He questioned.

"Get out!" J bellowed delivering a harsh blow to the mans stomach as he began to crawl for the exit.

"I don't like this club anyways!" Deadpool spat back. "You need better strippers!" He remarked crawling at a quicker pace as the clown followed him. "I was going to set you up with a few but not now!"

The Joker rolled his eyes. He pulled out his gun again and a bullet flew through the air. Embedding itself in Deadpools leg. He let out a short yelp while his journey to the exit became even more difficult.

"Walk!" The Joker demanded, silencing the crowds around him as the scene unfolded.

"You shot my leg asshole! No!" Deadpool whined crawling with one good leg as his wounded one lay limp behind.

Gasps were heard in the groups of bodies as the insult fell from his lips.

The Joker stood rigid as his hand found a knife sitting on one of the empty tables. He held it in his palm before readjusting his arm and throwing it straight for the mans other leg.

It spun threw the air, lodging itself into the his thigh as he gasped in shock. He looked behind him seeing the Joker advancing. He quickly began to drag his entire body across the ground, but his efforts were pointless.

The Joker hauled him from the ground and threw him on a table.

Everyone saw this as a sign to leave so they picked up their things and left the club immediately. Leaving behind half empty drinks and half eaten meals.

Harley just stood back, confused by the man who was victim to the Jokers gruesome assault as he thrashed his poor masked head into the table.

Glasses shattered as they came into contact with the hard, wooden floor.

"You-" Deadpool was cut short when his head hit the table. "Hit-" Once again the Joker continued to release his anger. "Like-" Deadpools mask began to get darker with the blood pouring from his head. "A pussy!" He chuckled as the clown began to pant heavily.

"What the fuck are you?" The green haired man asked through harsh breaths.

Deadpool shrugged him off as his strength and anger perished. "I'm a human. What are you?" He asked holding out his hand as a greeting.

The Joker stared at him blankly. "Do you work for anyone?" He finally spoke after a minute of intense silence.

Deadpool shook his head as Harley appeared beside the clown with a grin.

"Frost will text you an address, be there." He growled, brushing off the spilt drinks and flattening out his wrinkled shirt. He marched away in long, intimidating strides as the floorboard echoed. His green hair flashed in the light as he disappeared from view up the grand staircase.

Harley watched him leave and looked back at Deadpool.

"You'll grow on him."

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