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It's a kid!//26.

Info:Harley gets a surprising shock when the Joker brings her a child from Gotham Orphange, after pestering him for weeks. But she's suspicious as to how he was able to get the kid.

<<<Authors P.O.V>>>

Harley sat fiddling with her thumbs while she examined her weekly clothes magazine. Gasping at the sight of the models dressed in the most glamorous clothes. The men especially caught her attention as she imagined her Puddin' wearing the garments. She believed he would be the perfect supermodel. With a bit of bribing of course, he would be up at the top. Featured in every magazine, on the front cover each time. She sighed while images developed in her head, of him in cream tuxedos.

Her thoughts were suddenly interrupted by his dreamy voice. "Harley! You won't believe what I got!" The Joker called in the empty club. He immediately heard the rapid noise of footsteps upstairs as he finished his sentence.

"It better be those new heels I ordered a month ago!" She squealed appearing at the end of the stairs. Her hopes sunk as she stared at her partner in crime. She furrowed her eyes brows and tilted  her head in confusion as to what he was holding until it all clicked together when she heard the cute giggle of a baby.

She raced over staring down at the little figure in his arms, watching them both with joy in their little blue eyes. It reached up, wrapping its hand around Harley's finger as she smiled in awe.

"You said you wanted a little monster running around for a while now," He continued, handing the child wrapped in a light green blanket over to her. It's warmness touching her heart. "Thought today was a good day to get what your heart desires."

"Is it a boy or girl?" She asked gently rubbing her soft palms on its scalp.

"Well, what would you like it to be?" He asked looking at her with a serious expression.

"Well I can't decide," She giggled thinking he was just messing, but he wasn't. Her smile soon fell when she noticed his cold expression. "What do you mean?"

"I didn't know if you wanted a boy or a girl, so I got another one in the car." He shrugged looking down at the child.

"You what?! You can't leave a baby on their own in a car!" Harley shrieked handing the child to him and running out the door like her life depended on it. She ran towards the only vehicle in the small parking area, it was one of the black heist vans. She reached the back and swung the doors open to be greeted by an unusual sight.

"The Boss told me to mind it while he went inside." Spoke Jonny Frost before Harley could even ask what he was doing.

He sat in his full, usual tuxedo, rocking the other baby in his arms. It was dressed in a purple blanket, giggling away as he couldn't help but smile down at the newborn.

"I didn't think of you as a softy?" Harley questioned taking the infant from his hands as he climbed out of the vehicle.

"My right hand man is not a softy." The Joker appeared beside Harley handing the other child to her so she had two babies in her arms.

"I wasn't offending him. It doesn't hurt to be a bit gentle sometimes." Harley defended watching J.

"Well keep your comments to yourself." He snapped harshly as she began to rock the two bodies in her arms. She narrowed her eyes at him.

"What's got you in a bad mood?" She retorted.

"You don't know the trouble I went through to get them." He said pointing to the two.

"How did you get them?" She asked, it hadn't really crossed her mind until now.

"A little negotiation at the orphanage." He smirked.

"What did you do?" Harley sighed jutting her hip out.

"Nothing bad. Just a little bit of fun. Isn't that right Frosty?" The Joker said whilst looking at Harley.

Jonny looked at the two not knowing what to say. But he figured he had to agree with his Boss so he replied in a gruff tone. "Yes Boss."

"J just tell me how you got them." Harley told him sternly.

"Ah, ah, ah. A magician never reveals his secrets." He says wagging his finger in front of her with a grin.

Harley let out a deep sigh rolling her orbs as she strutted past him and towards the door.

"Oh and Batsy may be here in a few days to get them back."
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