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Halloween//60.

Info:It's Lucy's 5th birthday and all she has wanted to do is go Trick or Treating with her parents. But they're always too afraid of people spotting them. But what's different about this year?-

<<<Authors P.O.V>>>

"The Scarecrow was caught earlier on today in the cities' sewers working on an experiment to make all of the people of Gotham see what they fear most. He was caught by The Batman and has been placed in Arkham Asylum, where Commissioner James Gordon has promised he will never escape.

In other News, many people of Gotham have been blown away by the amount of 'Harley Quinn and Joker' costumes being sold in Halloween stores. Some locals have this to say,
"This is a disgrace, we shouldn't be acting like the f****** bad guys."
"I think this is just setting a bad example for our kids."
"It's just showing that the people of Gotham almost look up to the Clown couple."

This is Action News, I'm Michelle Matthews, goodnight."

Harley turned the TV off and squealed with delight, "Puddin'!" She screamed into the empty second floor of the club. She was seated in her pjs on the plush couch, grinning to herself at the idea that just popped into her head.

The next second she could hear footsteps running towards the room at rapid speed. "What's wrong?!" He asked in worry, pistol out and eyes darting around the room as he entered.

She giggled to herself and stood up from her seat. "We can go Trick Or Treating with Lucy this year." She spoke with excitement coursing through her.

Their little girl came sprinting into the room, a toy, purple gun in hand, waving it around wildly. "Yay!" She cheered, jumping up and down at her mother's feet.

Harley picked the bright blonde haired child up, pinching her rosey cheeks as they giggled at each other. The Joker was still confused as to why this year was any different than the last, "Why is this year special?" He asked, quite skeptical about the whole idea.

"Because, I just heard on the News that people will be dressing up as us! Us!" She laughed not even believing the words that came out of her own mouth. "So no one will know the difference."

J was still worried about her plan, but still wanted his daughter to enjoy Halloween, which was actually his favourite day of the year. All the scary movies and killer clowns just drove him even crazier. He eventually nodded his head, causing Harley to twirl Lucy in the air, both laughing their hearts out.

"Who wants to dress up tomorrow?" She asked, receiving an enthusiastic nod from the little girl.

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Harley fixed the red and white dress on her daughter, adding more splashes of fake blood and drawing cuts on her face. For her first Halloween she wanted to go as Killer Disney Princess, but her own made up Disney Princess. She had purposely torn her dress in parts, and wore fishnet stockings. She looked almost identical to her mother, but a much smaller version.

Harley was dressed up as herself, but put on a fake platinum wig, as to look worse, and also added more white paint over some of her tattoos which would be too detailed for a costume.

The Joker came into to see the pair getting ready, and was confused with what Harley held in her hand. She walked over to him and placed a green wig over his already green hair. "Why do I have to wear this?" He asked, pointing to the itching mess of green fur on top of his head.