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Deadpool?//37.

Info:The Joker and Harley are in their club, House of Fun, when an unusual guest appears for he night. Taking the Joker by surprise.-

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Harley and the Joker were seated in their usual seats. Beside one another in their infamous private booth, where hundreds of people have lost their lives. It was surrounded by golden beads, along with a low coffee table to raise drinks. A yellow-tinted light hung from the ceiling, illuminating the white leather couches.

Music blared from the large, expensive speakers as the club became packed with people. Sweaty bodies grinding off one another on the dance floor. Drug lords and crime bosses sat in some of the more...elegant booths as they drank bourbons and vodka.

Harley was working away at a piece of cherry flavoured bubblegum while the Joker was texting several of his henchmen on his phone.

She began to scan the club in boredom until her ears caught a faint noise of laughter come from the bar area and soon her eyes followed it. They landed on a unfamiliar figure, hunched over the bar talking with people. He was wearing an unusual red costume along with a red mask. Harley was curious and it got the better of her and she began to walk towards the person, receiving a unenthusiastic grunt from the Joker when she excused herself.

She was about 5 feet away when she heard everyone around the man begin to laugh. Tears coming to their eyes.

"And then I said 'I know you have claws, but I have the good looks'." He chuckled but everyone grew silent.
"Oh right...the mask." He giggled until he realised they had quietened from a haunting presence behind him.

With a quick spin on the stool he turned around, his white, plastic covered eyes widening in surprise. "Hello gorgeous!" He howled leaning his elbows against the bar counter.

Harley giggled at his confidence. "Do you even know who I am?" She smiled sitting on the stool opposite him as someone scampered off.

"No. Am I supposed to?" He smirked, twisting his frame to face her.

Her smile faltered at his statement. She frowned with a slight glare in her eyes. "Well, you are in my boyfriends club."

"Really?" He asked with a dramatic gasp raising his brows under the mask. He looked around at the elegant furniture with a nod of his head.

"Yes. So now do you know our names?" She repeated with a smirk, sliding her hand under the mahogany counter where a small gun was strapped by duck tape.

"Sorry, just new to the city." He explained with a soft smile. "But let's talk about you. What age are you and how much kids do you want?" He questioned.

Harley let out a giggle. "You would not want my boyfriend to hear you say that." She warned, retrieving her hand from under the counter.

"Oh I heard him." A dark voice snarled.

Suddenly a bullet was fired in the air and the crowds immediately scattered. Deadpool collapsed to his knees, clutching his groin as he let out breathless chuckles.

"Right in the avocados."

Harley snapped her head over to see the Joker, holding his revolver, with his chest rising and falling harshly.

"Who the fuck is this?" He asked striding forward to examine the man.

"I-I don't actually know." Harley admitted with a chuckle. She stood up from the stool and leaned over. "Are you alright?"

"Never been better! I think this could be an improvement, maybe they'll heal an extra few inches?" He laughed standing up but immediately sighing at the sight of his stained red suit. "Suits ruined though. Thanks." He grumbled sarcastically glaring at the Joker.

J stood dumbfounded. "How the fuck did you do that?" He asked completely astonished by how well the mysterious man recovered.

"Don't worry about it buddy!" He smiled clapping him on the back. "Now where were we darling?" He asked with a wink facing a confused Harley.

The Jokers gun was fired again but this time the bullet pierced the mans shoulder, leaving a nasty deep hole.

"Again? Really!" Deadpool barked reaching into the wound with his hand, and fishing out the blood-covered bullet.

"Who are you?" The clown asked, lowering the barrel of his gun.

"I'm Deadpool." He shrugged in reply.
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