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Hyenas?//19.

Info:Harley and The Joker go on a trip to the zoo. But it's at night time so they break in. What happens when Harley finds something that she can't live without. Or two?-

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"I still don't know why you wanted to do this." The Joker grumbled miserably as he gripped onto the steering wheel of his purple vador.

"I've only been to the zoo once, and that was without you!" Harley whined, pouting her bottom lip for effect.

"Well why did you decide to come at this time? Two o'clock in the morning?" He asked discreetly narrowing his eyes in her direction.

"So no one would recognise us, silly." She giggled shoving his shoulder with a stupid grin. "And maybe so we can steal things without being spotted."

The Joker growled. The zoo came into sight and he quickly switched off the lights of his car and let it glide into a parking spot with the engine off. It would be too loud and he would be noticed immediately.

He opened his door and walked around to the trunk of the car. Lifting it open he grabbed the only things he could fit in the compressed space, a rope and hook. He walked towards the wall of the zoo, with Harley by his side he chucked the hook, wedging it into a tree on the opposite side. She giggled and clapped with delight.

"Ladies first." He bowed handing the rope to her with the most charming smile. She took it gratefully.

"Such a gentleman." She complimented, holding it tightly between her palms. Hauling herself up, with a little help from J, she sat on the wall.

"My turn." He said with a sigh. He held onto the rope and slowly slid his feet up the wall, one after the other. He finally made it to the top and the two jumped down, landing gracefully on the earth in unison.

"How romantic." Harley gasped holding his hand and dragging him over to a lit up path, dotted with roses along the grass, matched with bright green grass.

"Give me strength." J muttered with a roll of his orbs. He looked around, not being able to see one security guard.

"Ooh look!" Harley broke his train of thought with a shriek. She pulled him over to an enclosure, holding a Siberian tiger. "So pretty!" She gawked at how it prowled in the grass.

"Mhm." J just mumbled, obviously not interested in the animal.

"Let's move on then." Harley snapped at how moody and childish he was being.

"Look Harley!" Harley's head spun around to see him pointing to a sleeping pig. "It's you!" He laughed at how excited she looked until it faded to a glare.

"Haha, your so funny. Im laughing my ass off." She growled with sarcasm audible in her voice.

"Awh, you're making me blush darling." He said walking back over to her and snaking his arm around her waist.

"Hmm..what's this?" Harley continued, walking over to a pit, filled with a Savannah type terrain. Suddenly out of nowhere two hyena pups came rolling behind some rocks, nipping and growling at each other.

"Awwh!" Harley squealed rushing over to the railing, holding her head in her hands in adoration.

They began to laugh whilst rolling on the ground. The Joker walked over, staring at them. "They're just two mutts." He spat with a cold expression.

"Hey! They're cute. Look they even laugh too! Like us." She giggled at how their tongues hung out of their mouths carelessly. Cute, high pitched chuckles escaped their maws as they pranced around in circles. "Can we keep 'em?" Harley asked suddenly with wide, excited eyes.

"What? No!" J shouted caught off guard by her sudden question. "They'll just shit and eat everything." He argued.

"Not if we look after them well enough." Harley countered folding her arms like a child who just lost their candy bar.

"I said 'No'." He repeated.

"Well I don't care. I'm keeping them." She retorted grabbing the rope and hook he had kept in his hand the entire time. She twisted the hook around the railing and threw the rope down.

"How do you know they're not just going to attack you?" He asked watching her step over the railing with a courageous expression evident in her face.

"I don't." She said sliding down and landing with a thud, attracting their attention.

They both darted over and leapt on her. "Harley!" J yelled in shock. But Harley was only spitting and trying to fight for her life against the two tongues that were attacking her face.

She eventually pushed them both off after they had lost a lot of energy. "Ok, now how do we get them up?" She asked scratching the back of her head.

"Your problem, not mine."

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After Harley had somehow managed to climb up with the two pups the couple made their way back to the car. It was more difficult than they had imagined to fit both pups in the car and to hope they would stay still. But eventually they had made it home without an accident. The two clowns were lying in bed, exhausted. Harley was tracing her fingers over Jokers tattoos, trying to come up with suitable names for the laughing pair.

"How about.. Charlie and Chaplin?" She suggested with a smile.

"Nah, don't think it would suit them." He replied, twirling her hair in his fingers.

"Bats and Robin?" She asked looking up to see if he agreed.

"No. I'd just get confused between the real Bats and the hyena." He sighed sinking further into his pillow.

"I know! Bud and Lou?" She proposed with a grin looking up at him through her lashes.

"Hmm.." He said thinking deeply. "You can never beat Abbott and Costello." He said thinking it over before continuing. "Those names are perfect." He smiled kissing her on the forehead and wrapping his arm under her back.

"Yay! Because I couldn't think of anything else." She giggled with a sigh.

She looked down in between her feet to see both pups, curled up beside one another. Their tongues were hanging out of their mouths as the excitement of the day was exchanged for exhaustion. Their coats were light brown with dark black spots. They were each roughly the size of a basketball, but would grow much larger.

"Bud and Lou."
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