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Stalker?//24.

Info:Harley Quinn, Catwoman and Poison Ivy all decide to have a well deserved Girls Night out. Unfortunately the Joker doesn't like losing his property.-

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Harley stood before the full-length mirror. Her eyes sparkling at the sight. She had a tight, black dress with red lace flowers occupying the bottom of the dress. She had matching black jewelled earrings, along with a black jewelled necklace, sitting perfectly on her chest.

She was going all out tonight. She fixed her hair after the last curl was put in place and stood back. Examining her whole body for any slight mistake. If there was a mistake it would be spoken about.

She topped up her makeup and slipped on her heels before strutting to the door of the master bedroom. Picking up her purse by the door she swung it open. Walking out. The floorboards echoed as her heels made contact with the old wood. Her curls were bouncing on her shoulders as her lips creeped into a smile.

The booming sound of 'Purple Lamborghini' was being projected on the speakers down below in the club. Although she didn't really like the song, it was a good tune to dance to.

She made it to the end of the hall, skipping down the steps. She could see Ivy scoffing at the numerous women dancing on the stage while Catwoman was trying to copy their moves. They were waiting patiently at the bottom of the staircase.

"Ready!" Harley squealed making them both jump as they were too entranced by the whole room.

"Ready for what?" A dark voice asked coming around the bannister with narrowed eyes. His electric green hair flashed whenever the lights hit it, his grey orbs dilating under the harsh lights.

"Kitty, Red and I are going out tonight." She chirped failing at holding back her excitement. She grinned eagerly at him looking back at her two friends who had both arms crossed, not looking too pleased with his interruption.

He stared at the other two before looking back at Harley. "Why can't the three of you stay here?" He asked holding his hand out to the club.

"Because we don't want to Clown. Now come on Harley." Retorted Ivy grabbing her wrist and dragging her away as she waved to the green haired madman.

The Joker looked around and noticed Frost. Chatting with some girls at the bar. I didn't know he actually had feelings? J thought whilst chuckling, marching over.

"Jonny! My loyal goon." He clapped him on the back with a crazed grin. Staring at the two women. Their eyes widened and they quickly grabbed their drinks and ran off. The Joker felt Frosts shoulders slump in defeat as he turned around.

"Yes boss?" He asked switching back to his ready for anything attitude.

"I'm going out for the night. I want you to take care of the club." He said tapping his finger on his chest.

"Sure boss." Frost said coldly nodding his head.

"And please try not to get distracted." J smirked walking away.

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Harley laughed, cheering as her glass clicked with Ivy's and Kitty's. "To us!" They all giggled downing the shots till their throats stung and their eyes were squeezed shut.

"It's so good to be out of the club. A new view is nice." Harley sighed leaning back in the blood red booth. The whole layout of this club was different. There was no stage for dancers but there was a larger dance floor along with more elegant booths.

"Yeah! Away from the ogling eyes of pigs." Ivy giggled with a smile looking at Harley.

The platinum haired woman just rolled her eyes with a grin. "And away from the clown. He wouldn't stop pestering us whenever we went to his club." Selina whined with annoyance in her tone.

"Hey! He was just checking up on me." Harley defended seeing both of the girls subtly roll their eyes.

Little did they know, the Joker was sitting in the corner of the club. Staring at the three. A couple of plants were hiding him slightly from other customers, which was handy considering he was The Joker, and some people don't act normal around him.

He watched as they laughed and spoke about the things that were happening in their lives. At least that's what he thought they were talking about. But how he was so wrong.

"So how's Harvey? Still as handsome as ever?" Purred Catwoman taking a sip from her straw which was plunged in a martini type drink. She stared at Ivy who began to blush.

Harley giggled. "Would half a face be a real mood killer when you two are? You know?"

"I bet she pretends he was a burn victim and she plays slutty nurse." Kitty laughs along with Harley while the redhead shoots them glares.

"You both know I don't like talking about this." She snaps narrowing her eyes.

"We know. We're just messing." Harley grins with a wink.

"Well I think I need another drink." Kitty gasps seeing her glass is empty already. She snaps her fingers summoning over a tall, dark haired, young man. He carried a pen and paper in his hand while he wore a suitable black apron.

"What can I get you three ladies?" He asked with a charming smile winking at Harley.

"Can we have three glasses of strawberry champagne please?" Selina asked with a smirk looking at the two as they nodded their heads in agreement.

"Certainly!" He smiles walking away to behind the bar.

The Joker looked at the man with jealously seeping through his body. His eyes were narrowed in rage as his fists balled.

After a good ten minutes the girls were still waiting for their drinks. "Did anyone see where that guy went?" Asked Harley being the first to mention it.

"No." Ivy looked around for the missing man but he was no where to be seen.

"Maybe he went out for a smoke." Thought Kitty as the other two nodded forgetting about it.

The Joker wiped his hands together, sitting back down at his booth. His eyes had softened as he carried a murderous grin on his face.
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I'm going to make another part for this because it's pretty long.

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