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Girls Night//9.

Info:Harley invites Poison Ivy and Catwoman over to the club for the night. But The Joker is not very keen on them showing up on his doorstep.-

<<<Authors P.O.V>>>

Harley twirled her pigtail as she was seated on her black satin sheets, holding her phone in her other hand. She was texting Ivy and Selina to come over to the club for the night as it was becoming very dull and gloomy on a Monday morning.

She had a loose tracksuit on with a grey hoodie. Her hair was in it's usual pigtails, and the satisfying sound of gum popping filled the empty room.

The Joker was down in the bar area of the club talking with his henchmen about a bank robbery that was coming up. The whole crew was there, almost 50 of them filled 7 booths as the green haired leader spoke in the middle of the room.

Harley sent the final text, as Ivy and Selina went to get ready to be at the building in the next 20 minutes. Harley couldn't wait to chat and have a fun girls night.

"So, the first squad will take down the cops at the West while squad No. 2 will be hacking into the cctv systems and disabling the alarms." Explained The Joker as each goon nodded looking in thought at his blue prints of the bank and its surrounding area. He had to go into details for a good 15 minutes as some of the people in the room weren't quite as caught up with the rest.

"So, Jonny. Can you explain to some of these dim-wits--" His remark as cut short as a loud knock echoed through the large room. Everyone's heads turned to the door as the clown looked to his right-hand man in question.

He walked over to answer it expecting to be greeted with an apologetic recruit but got a very different outcome.

Ivy shoved past him with large bag of clothes as Catwoman struggled behind her carrying an even bigger load on her shoulder. "Wow, this place is even more dull than the last time I was here." She muttered rubbing her hand on a coffee table.

The Joker was too stunned to even speak as he just looked at the two women in shock.

"Be a dear and help a woman out?" Asked Selina to one of the henchmen, dropping her bag on his knee as he was still seated.

"What the hell are you doing here?" J finally blurted out with frustration in his tone as the two definitely made themselves at home as each and every man stared in silence.

"Harley invited us, now someone fetch me some wine." Snapped Pammy clicking her fingers at one of the men as they looked at eachother.

The Joker growled marching to the bottom of the stairs and grabbing onto the banister. "HARLEY!" He yelled up, tapping his foot impatiently on the wooden floor.

The next second a bubbly blonde appeared at the top of the staircase with a wide grin on her face to see her two best friends. She raced down the stairs and skipped straight past J and embraced the two in a deadly hug.

"Why the fuck did you invite them over?" He muttered walking up as she broke away from the hug still smiling.

"Because I was bored." She shrugged as the two gave J a smug smile.

"Well get rid of them, I can't have weeds walking around here." He said narrowing his eyes at Pam.

She rolled her eyes. "Just let her be J, we won't even bother you."

"Yeah, well you better hope that. For all of your sakes." He threatened glaring at all the girls.

"Oh, don't worry. We'll be extra careful." Catwoman replied smirking and strutting past him with a wink. She spun on her stiletto heel and looked back at the goon still holding her bag on his seat. "I don't have all day." She said making her way up the stairs and towards a guest bedroom.

He looked at The Joker who was distracted glaring into Ivy's smug face as Harley stood behind her with worry coursing through her body. He quickly jumped from his seat and followed the black-dressed woman to the room.

"Hang on a second, where's Jonny? I'm sure he'd love to see me." Giggled Ivy looking around for the man as she noticed him covering his face with his hand. "Hey Jonny. Fancy another all-nighter." She said with a seductive smile and a wink.

His eyes widened as far as The Jokers. He couldn't help but feel his cheeks turn a light shade of pink as the clowns head moved to his direction. "You fucking slept with the weed?!" He practically screamed as a small vein on his forehead bulged through his skin.

"B-Boss, I-I was drunk. I-It was a mistake." He stuttered backing away from the crazy clown as he began to stalk closer.

"Aww, Jonny. I thought I meant more to you than just that." Said Ivy with a pout knowing full well that J was getting angrier by the second.

"You idiot!" J barked grabbing a glass on a nearby table and chucking it in his direction.

The man quickly dodged it hiding behind the stand in which the blue prints were being held. All the men around them chuckled as he kept dodging flying glasses.

"C-Come on Boss! It wasn't my fault! S-She led me to a room." Shouted Frost over the sound of glasses shattering.

"Oh yeah sure! It was all her fault!" Growled J as he just got angrier by the second.

Ivy giggled and grabbed Harley's wrist guiding her away from the chaos. "Better avoid that." She grumbled as the blonde followed quickly at her heels.
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Should I make a part two?-