Info:The Joker and Harley, well mainly Harley, decide to go on a double date with Katana and Captain Boomerang.-
<<<Authors P.O.V>>>
The Joker was scribbling numbers into the accounts for the night. The club was busy but that meant money, and money meant fun. He could still hear the booming noise coming from the large speakers blasting out music. He had to squeeze his head numerous times to ease his growing headache.
Frost was in the room next door with a couple of henchmen organising all the cash into bags, most to pay for the shipments of drugs and what not.
He let out a sigh as the equals button on the calculator was pressed. Brushing his hands through his hair he shut his eyes. With a quick glance at his watch his eyes widened to see that it was only 6 pm. He shook his head and rested it on his arms in defeat.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and with a grumble he muttered. "Come in."
A pale face peeked around the corner of the door as it swung open and the blonde skipped in, still full of energy from the night. "Good evening, Mr.J." Harley greeted with an excited grin plastered on her face.
"It's not a very good evening at all Harls." He muttered grumpily looking up at her with tired eyes and a strand of hair hanging on his forehead.
"Aww don't be boring Puddin'." Harley said setting herself on his desk and tucking the stray strand back up into the rest of his slicked back hair. "We can still make the night fun!" She said full of enthusiasm.
"And how do you intend on doing that?" He asked.
"Well,"
This can't be good. Thought J.
"While you were here doing the accounts, I was organising to have dinner with some people from the Squad!" She said with pure excitement.
"Ughhhh..." Muttered the Clown Prince. "Who?"
"Katana and Digger!" She squealed clapping her hands repeatedly.
The Joker furrowed his brows in confusion obviously not knowing who the people were.
"Y'know. The sword lady and the Australian guy." Harley continued noticing his expression.
"When?"
"Tonight! They're both free!" She giggled.
"No."
"What?"
"No, I'm not going. I have accounts to fin-" Just before the words could come out Jonny entered the room.
"Boss, we're done with the bags. I can finish some accounts if you have any left?" He asked even though he didn't hear their conversation. Frost was actually quite good at sums and aced Maths.
"See! Frosty can finish the accounts! Thanks Jonny!" Harley thanked with a smile patting him on the shoulder.
"Yes. Thanks ol' boy." J grumbled through gritted teeth with a growl.
Frost copped on and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well. Come on then! We can't keep them waiting, I told 'em you'd be down in a few minutes so I'll see you down there!" Harley said patting Jonny once again on the back before skipping out of the office.
"Idiot!" J slammed his palms on the desk in rage as his words came out.
"S-Sorry Boss." Frost stuttered ringing his hands.
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