Dare to Fly (Haikyuu x Reader Oneshot)

Terushima Yuuji x Reader (Do you have a condom?)

[A/N] It is I, the ever irresponsible author, Sapphire Atari. Back at it with a crack one-shot with Terushima Yuuji. Sorry for not updating for months. There's a lil note at the end~

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Terushima was always prepared with a condom. Every time he used one, he would replace another into his wallet. It was almost a routine. So much to his surprise one day, Terushima completely forgot to put a new condom packet in his wallet. Or maybe the fact that he had ran out and forgotten to buy a new box.

Terushima knew he had to go to one of his flings' house straight after school and it would be extremely awkward if he went to buy a packet of condom in broad daylight since it was when the convenience store would be busy. And usually when he bought them at late nights, the cashier would be too tired to bother with some 17 year old who was trying to live a more 'fulfilling' life than him.

As Terushima paced around the empty hall, his team manager, Hana Misaki approached him, papers in her hand. A girl stood next to the short-haired brunette, a sly look on her face. "Hey captain, I got the strategies you-," Hana started but was immediately interrupted by the bleached hair playboy walking to and fro pass them, muttering under his breath. The brunette shared a look with her companion before turning to the distracted current captain.

"Hey, captain Terushima. Your manager is talking to you," the girl snapped her fingers in front of Terushima. The said kouhai jolted from his stupor and turned to his manager.

"Manager-chan! I need your help!" he placed his large calloused hands on the petite third-year's shoulders. Taken aback, Hana casted a glanced at her friend who shrugged.

Clearing her throat, Hana pushed off Terushima's hands off and stood straighter. "What help do you need?" she asked carefully, giving the playboy a look of suspicion. Terushima inhaled and with the most serious look on his face, he asked the question that had been bothering him.

"Do you have a condom?"

"HAHHHHH?" The normally composed manager whacked the back of Terushima's head with the pile of papers in her hand. The girl who accompanied her choked back a laughter. "What crap are you spouting? Who would keep a condom with them?" she scolded.

Terushima had the audacity to pout. "You're the manager. I thought you would have one or something," he mumbled, rubbing the ache on his head where his manger had slapped his head. Hana pressed the bridge of her nose.

"What are you on? Just because I'm a manager, doesn't mean I'm prepared to this extent," she sighed. Terushima groaned and slouched in defeat.

"I do, in fact, have a condom," a voice piped up.

The two volleyball involved members turned their head the Hana's friend. "Who are you?" Terushima asked bluntly. He quite liked the mischievous look on her face and the way she held herself was similar to Terushima, confident and probably a man magnet.

The girl laughed. "(L/n)(F/n), Class 3-7, at your service," she gave a mock bow. Terushima turned his full attention to (F/n), doing the same thing as her.

"Terushima Yuuji, Class 2-7, nice to be of your service. You have a condom, you say?" the bleach-haired captain asked hopefully. (F/n) nodded and reached into her purse to pull out an intact pink packet with Durex flashing for Terushima to see. She dangled the normally embarrassing item in front of Terushima who snatched it from her fingers.

"W-why do you have a condom?" Hana resisted the urge to facepalm. (F/n) shrugged.

"*My friends from the Philippines told me that having a condom in your wallet brings in more money. It's a tradition or something," the (h/c)-haired said nonchalantly.

Terushima chuckled slightly and gave a mock salute. "Well, (L/n)-senpai. You have saved my life. I owe you one," he grinned gleefully before taking off down the hall, pocketing the condom packet into his back pocket.

"Wait, captain-," Hana called out but he was too far for him to hear her.

"Cute kouhai you got there," (F/n) gave a small laugh.

"Don't even think about it, (F/n)-chan."

"I'm not saying anything..."

"You and that little brat are exactly alike."

"You're delusional."

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* That's what my lover and her best friend told me. If you're curious, I do actually keep one in my wallet but shhhh

Extra: I was high when I wrote this. Please have mercy on me

[Edit] okay, I know a lot of Filipino who says there's no such thing as a condom tradition but it's not a tradition but a SUPERSTITION. Not many knows about certain superstitions that's why some of you may be confused. Because the reader is not a Filipino and she is not sure, that's why she said, "tradition or something". Sorry for the misunderstanding 😫😫🙏🙏