Headcanons | Detention with Peter

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Honestly I love this smol boy so much

✖️ Sitting right next to each other, near the back of the classroom
✖️ Sneaking notes when the teacher isn't looking
✖️"Hey, Y/N, why'd the chicken cross the road??" *insert the worst joke in the history of jokes* "Omfg boy I'm bout to hit you,"
✖️ The teacher separating the two of you since you wouldn't stop talking
✖️ Making faces at one another from across the class
✖️ "Babe, I'm hungry," | "I'll shout you Taco Bell after school if you'll shut up."
✖️ Studies for about 5% of the lesson
✖️ Getting tired by the end and resting your head on his shoulder | Him not daring to move for fear of waking you up
✖️ Michelle teasing him about being absolutely whipped
✖️ Him not denying it because that boy is 110% whipped for your fabulous person
✖️ You showing Peter memes on your phone
✖️ Sneakily taking selfies when the teacher isn't looking
✖️ Sharing a headphone with him as you two watch an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine
✖️ Quietly singing Celine Dion with him to annoy Michelle
✖️ "Draw me and I'll draw you." *five minutes later* "What the fuck is that monstrosity"
✖️ "Can I please put your hair in a man bun?"
✖️ Takes the worst selfies in the world #worldssmallestmanbun
✖️ Texting Happy about how bored the two of you are
✖️ "I need to pee," | "That sounds like a you problem." *discreetly pinches Peter harshly for not sympathising*
✖️ Tickle wars
✖️ "Do you think fish dream?" | "Remind me why I'm dating you again" | "Peter, I'm fucking fabulous, that's why."

That's all I can think of right now!! I really love these haha ❤️

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