Day #1:
Me:*hears friend outside, goes outside to hand with her*
Friend:*leaves without acknowledging me*
Me:*shamefully walks home*
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Day 2:
Me:*locks door to avoid sister*
Sister:*kicks down the door.*
Me:*terrified look*
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Day 3:
People:I love when my loved one loves me!
Me:I love when my microwave tells me my food is done.
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Day 4:
Me:I'm bored.
Mom:Go outside.
Me:It's flipping 100 degrees out there and all I have is yoga pants!
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The Ghost Advice Horse Journal
Random2 cups of random, a teaspoon of requests, a pinch of rants, 1/2 a cup of best friends, and 2 cups of stories. Mix it up. This is the recipe for disaster.
