Me: *watching Utopia*
Person: There was a rumor that I'm pregnant and I wanted to come up and say that this rumor it true.
Everyone: *clapping*
Me: WHOS THE FATHER?!
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The Ghost Advice Horse Journal
Random2 cups of random, a teaspoon of requests, a pinch of rants, 1/2 a cup of best friends, and 2 cups of stories. Mix it up. This is the recipe for disaster.
