I know the Subway isn't a private place, but it's creepy...
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The Butt Boy
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So just earlier today we were riding home from downtown and a boy boarded with his parents. It was a bit crowded so he just had to stand in front of me.
Like really in front of me.
Like penis in my face in front of me.
So here I am curled up in a cannon ball position and looking down at my phone. The parents are staring at me and not trying to get the guys butt out of my face.
Finally my mom says,"Amber, you can put your legs down."
I tried to put my legs down."Okay..."
Then I thought,'NOPE. I-IM NOT."
So I go back in my cannon ball position for another 15 minutes. Finally we get off. Probably the closest thing to a guy 'inviting' me.
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